Image via WikipediaNormally, I much prefer Women's Beach Volleyball (as it's a very skilful sport lol) ... but today the reason for the tennis watching was Sorana Cîrstea.
She could play with me anytime. I'd provide the balls, she'd make the racket and it would be full of 'love' and 'juice' (or 'deuce' as they call it!) Hours of endless fun! (well, seconds probably but hey ho!!)
(Sorana Cîrstea - my new Butler ... yummy!)
Simples ! (oh - and she lost by the way - but who cares!)
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AB...you really must find RAFB a woman..goat..puppy anything!!! Being sexually deprived like this he is obviously open to any offers. Failure to do so....well, I fear for anything with a pulse in preston...including you!!! lol
ReplyDeleteRemind me to tell you about a work email that AB sent !!! Very disturbing !!!
ReplyDeletelol Is this you being all defensive RAFB??? Give us a bell when your free...waiting here with bated breath as to its contents!!!
ReplyDeleteAB is innocent - a certain water based person thought he was funny - BIG FUCK OFF TUMBLEWEED.
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with being deprived sexually, I have been married over ten years......
Yep I must confirm that AB was innocent re the email - thank God !! Apologies for the initial incorrect assumption.
ReplyDeleteMarine Boy should now be afraid - very afraid !
lmao AB @ 2nd line
ReplyDeleteI think MB did an excellent job, I think it should be posted here lol yep don't pass out AB, RAFB actually pulled out his mobile and used it lol I bet £10 credit lasts him 6 months...probably 12!
It was very funny
You should see ABs official email reply ! lmao
ReplyDeleteAB was not a happy chappy !! pmsl
No AB was not happy. And yes, revenge will be served cold, at a time and place of our choosing. By means of stealth, patience, determination and lethal force.
ReplyDeleteSue, after spending time with me, his wallet is getting looser - my good, generous nature is starting to wear off on him. He still hasn't brought me a salad yet
I shall happily purchase you a salad next time my Big Titted Friend ... judging by the increasing size of your moobs and waistline - you should eat more ! ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd my mobile was appalled and shocked at dialing our resident 'rapist the other week! As was I at that I actually managed to get a word in edgeways ! lol