Site Visitor Counter Change

Just for info,

To be fair I think our Visitor Counter was being a little oversensitive to say the least.


Therefore, I'm amending it with immediate effect to log Unique Visitors only.


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VISITORS

When the Good Lord, amen, invented this blog, he also invented something called a 'visitor'. Now, and please tell me if I am wrong, but I believe that these mythical beings are from the planet Zzxqufgrt (2nd left after Mars and about 20 minutes further on, on the right hand side past Pluto) and do not have the ability to communicate via a keyboard.

Having travelled all this way on the number 23 Shuttle, logically the 'visitor' would have something to say to the people he/she/it/navy person* has come to visit.

The point I'm making is this, visitor's SAY SOMETHING!!! We promise we won't hurt

*if you are not a navy type person I apologise, if you are then fuck off

STRANGERS

Oi, you lot.

Listen, its important.

There's someone following us.

Don't look - we don't know what she'll do..........she might say something or even worse type something on this ere blog!!!