These are the Ramblings of Totally Insane Beings ... whose lifelong mission is to screw your mind by Talking Total Bollocks ... using Surreal Subjects ... Not Making Much Sense ... Putting the World To Rights As We See It ...
To Boldly Blog, what No Sane Person has Blogged before ...
This is a Politically InCorrect Zone & Contains Adult Language.
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But first, please give us a name that we can spell...
Oh and be afraid, very afraid.... we are here.... we have arrived....and we can both blog at the same time - Ghostrider and Breakfast Bloke - the dynamic duo!!!
Marine thing will be here shortly for his turn.
Be afraid...
What is your fascination with buses? I do not understand your need to lick bus windows - at least puppies taste nice
No waaaaay Jose!! Do you know...I've heard about this!! There is some one out there purporting to be me!! He apparently wears a baseball cap pulled down low,jacket collar turned up, so no one has ever seen his face! He is however, been known to be a fan of The Big Breakfast. I'm unsure if this is of the TV programmed or greasy spoon variety...but I'll be damned for him/her/it to be any longer bringing me and my reputation in to disrepute. I think I'll have to call in the Marines to track him down, being the most reliable of all the armed forces of course, I'm sure they'll sort it!
ooops BB looks like we were typing at the same time.
Do you think I'd give you my real name? You end up sending in the Marines to track me down...cos lets face it, neither the army nor the raf could find a girl in a brothel.
And ha!!! Typical bloody army and raf poofters...got to gang up and threaten 3 to 1....bring it on gay boys ;o)
ha...Breakfastbloke...I see you are trying to befriend me!!! Do you generelly play the good cop/bad cop on your own? Is that because your a Billy No Mates hahaha Anyways, I'm afraid your tactic will not work and I'm assuming from your reference to the Navy and RAF your from the army...the whingers of the Armed Forces and losers of Saturdays match ;o)
Marines don't find women - they dress each other up and call themselves by girl names then they claim to be successful with the fairer sex....
For your annnonnimouth - my spelling is not very good - can't you call yourself something easy to spell like, say, BIGGOB, WENCH, or CIVVY FOOL, something simple, catchy??
Thats very judgemental of you BB! I may be a serving male NCO for all you know. But there again....I may not ;o)
But one things for sure, you'll never find out. Not unless of course I'm out for a late night stroll with my little cockerspaniel and you decide to wrestle it from me, running as fast as your little legs can carry you, boobs bouncing and licking away to your hearts content. Then and only then, will I reveal my self too you!
hmmmm you just trying to make yourself look popular there lol Maybe it's because I'm SUPER unique and the visitor counter goes crazy!! ;o)
ReplyDeleteYou are not only unique Oh Warped One - you are very special !
ReplyDeleteAs in Special Needs !! :)
LMAO at least I don't lick bus windows...or puppys for that matter!! ;o)
ReplyDeleteSays you !
ReplyDeleteI have it on good authority that you were spotted in a bus station last night cleaning the buses with your tongue!
You then caught a newly "cleansed" bus to the local RSPCA Sanctuary and applied for a job as a Pet Cleaner !
Explain !
Ok, anonymousse oops annonimos, you asked for it!
ReplyDeleteBut first, please give us a name that we can spell...
Oh and be afraid, very afraid.... we are here.... we have arrived....and we can both blog at the same time - Ghostrider and Breakfast Bloke - the dynamic duo!!!
Marine thing will be here shortly for his turn.
Be afraid...
What is your fascination with buses? I do not understand your need to lick bus windows - at least puppies taste nice
No waaaaay Jose!! Do you know...I've heard about this!! There is some one out there purporting to be me!! He apparently wears a baseball cap pulled down low,jacket collar turned up, so no one has ever seen his face! He is however, been known to be a fan of The Big Breakfast. I'm unsure if this is of the TV programmed or greasy spoon variety...but I'll be damned for him/her/it to be any longer bringing me and my reputation in to disrepute. I think I'll have to call in the Marines to track him down, being the most reliable of all the armed forces of course, I'm sure they'll sort it!
ReplyDeleteooops BB looks like we were typing at the same time.
ReplyDeleteDo you think I'd give you my real name? You end up sending in the Marines to track me down...cos lets face it, neither the army nor the raf could find a girl in a brothel.
And ha!!! Typical bloody army and raf poofters...got to gang up and threaten 3 to 1....bring it on gay boys ;o)
You misunderstand me ...... a nickname appropriate for talking bollocks would be nice - preferably 1 that is easily spelt....
ReplyDeleteAs to being gay, i'm sure our navy and raf people could give you some pointers...
ha...Breakfastbloke...I see you are trying to befriend me!!! Do you generelly play the good cop/bad cop on your own? Is that because your a Billy No Mates hahaha Anyways, I'm afraid your tactic will not work and I'm assuming from your reference to the Navy and RAF your from the army...the whingers of the Armed Forces and losers of Saturdays match ;o)
ReplyDeleteMarines don't find women - they dress each other up and call themselves by girl names then they claim to be successful with the fairer sex....
ReplyDeleteFor your annnonnimouth - my spelling is not very good - can't you call yourself something easy to spell like, say, BIGGOB, WENCH, or CIVVY FOOL, something simple, catchy??
Thats very judgemental of you BB! I may be a serving male NCO for all you know. But there again....I may not ;o)
ReplyDeleteBut one things for sure, you'll never find out. Not unless of course I'm out for a late night stroll with my little cockerspaniel and you decide to wrestle it from me, running as fast as your little legs can carry you, boobs bouncing and licking away to your hearts content. Then and only then, will I reveal my self too you!
ok - I am just trying to be sociable and to welcome you to our Bollocks.
ReplyDeleteFrom now on, I shall name you "SheHe, the one who cannot be arsed creating a suitable nickname"
Cockerspaniels aren't nice - their fur sticks to your tongue
My boobs aren't big enough to lick
lmao re last comment hahaha
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