We know our minds are rotted out by porn. Everything we see now automatically becomes pornified. We can no longer use the words watersports, facial or backdoor without giggling like a teen in sex ed class.
When we came across these pictures we thought it was just our porn-rot tainting them.
Because who would actually create statues like this without just a little thought that they might be inappropriate.
We would have loved to be in that town meeting.
1. What This Fountain Needs Is A Fat Surprised Guy
Is he saying ‘whoooo boy, slow down,” or is he raising his hand because he’s been caught molesting a turtle? Is the turtle throwing up from being humped by a fat guy? We would.
2. Turtles Are People Too
Everyone knows it’s not an important statue until there is a naked Greek trying to ride it from behind.
3.I Promise I’ll Respect You In The Morning
This signifies that bestiality is bad. Unless you’re half goat. Then it’s fine.
4. Inspiration To Start Reading
The only thing that could make this statue better would be if he was resting the book on her head.
5. Love Thy Neighbour, Again And Again
This installation is supposed to represent the life cycle from birth to death. That is if your life cycle included a whole lot of gay orgies.
6. Travelocity Gnome Finds His Calling
What every gnome should come with. A bell to warn you of the giant butt plug.
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