Just thought it might be an idea to actually introduce ourselves.
There's mainly four of us involved in this weird blog.
It started off as a way of documenting our wacky and totally surreal conversations that can leave other people totally dumbfounded and calling for the men in white coats.
It takes a special breed of freak to understand us on our level (no matter how low that can get) and join in.
That said - we do have many sensible conversations as well - and some will be recounted here, especially the ones that we are passionate about or that drive us totally insane(er).
Anyway, we are:
ghostrider293 aka RAF Bloke (ex Royal Air Force)
breakfastbloke aka Artillery Bloke (ex Royal Artillery)
hocusfocusphotos aka Marine Boy (ex Royal Marine)
We also have our legal advisor RMP Bloke (ex Royal Miltary Police) who although he hasn't posted direct yet, is a contributor to the madhouse.
(left to right allegedly: RAF Bloke, RMP Bloke, Marine Boy, Artillery Bloke & A Puppy Licker lol!)
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These are the Ramblings of Totally Insane Beings ... whose lifelong mission is to screw your mind by Talking Total Bollocks ... using Surreal Subjects ... Not Making Much Sense ... Putting the World To Rights As We See It ... To Boldly Blog, what No Sane Person has Blogged before ... This is a Politically InCorrect Zone & Contains Adult Language.
ARTHUR'S TALKING TOTAL BOLLOCKS INTRO
CLICK ON THE VIDEOS BELOW TO SEE OUR BLOG INTRO & THE
ONGOING ADVENTURES OF OUR RESIDENT TRAMP ARTHUR
Fine, yes fine figures of men. Defenders of the free world, keepers of freedom and master bloggers!!!! I said bloggers
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I AM he best looking one
Is this what happens when you leave the forces and sit on your butts all day playing on computers lol
ReplyDeleteWell I must admit BB, if it was a case of do or die....then yep it would definately have to be you without a shadow! Mind you, it's only cos the others have got bigger boobs than me and would put me to shame :p
ps I'm I allowed to say that or do you think there'll be ads for breast enhancements appearing now lmao
ReplyDeleteLMAO ... Actually our illustrious Hard of Hearing One (Artillery Bloke) is the proud possessor of some rather impressive 'Moobs'.
ReplyDeleteHe says he is trying to reduce the size of them by becoming more active (ie licking more puppies probably) but we have confirm proof. Although we have requested help from the Hubble Telescope to assist in this mammoth task. :)
In fact they were the subject of a NASA Shuttle Mission to study how far they actually reached out into Outer Space ... and the reason the Shuttle program was cancelled was because of the failure to achieve it's task !
In fact .. this could start a topic of it's own ! lol
I refrain from commenting on yours though ... for now :)
See MOOBS for further abuse of a poor, bullied deaf man
ReplyDeletePoor BB, I'm not surprised he's turned to comfort from the furry animal kingdom for love and affection. You are contstantly abusing him Ghostrider!
ReplyDeleteAnd as I have only met you the once G, many moons ago in a dark and gloomy bar aaaand I had 3 layers on to protect myself from your lurid glances, I hardly feel your qualified to make any comments appertaining to mine lol
He deserves the abuse! Lose the sympathy ;)
ReplyDeleteLurid glances ?! In your dreams !! lol. I was too bloody busy trying to organise the damn event along with Cait aka "The Pongette"!
Well I'm starting to get a soft spot for BB...mind you, I usually do for the underdog :p
ReplyDeleteAnd sumwhat serious and defensive there Mr G....hmmm another issue to look at me thinks lol
Doh ... don't mention "underdog" ... he'll be starting on the puppies again !!
ReplyDeleteSue, thank you for your help and support.
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say about the little people though, big attitude but everything else small....
Where's the dog?? I prefer puppies.... is it under the dog.... the table.....the bed.....I WANT PUPPY
The judge said "no more puppies !!!"
ReplyDeleteWill you never learn?
I do indeed BB!! akin to the saying re men who drive fast sporty typey cars
ReplyDeleteYour very welcome BB :o)
ReplyDeleteAnd I do indeed!! akin to the saying of men who drive sporty typey cars...hmmmmm
buy one....get one free....I said buy one...get one free !!!!
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