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Could have been worse, I suppose. Not sure how -
ReplyDeletewhat about Gordon Brown and Subo?
Harold Shipman and Fred West?
RAF Bloke and Artillery Bloke?
Whipped Cream and Chains?
May God Bless our country and all those who are going to sink with her
Scary isn't it? And they've thought of a bloody story line to go with as well!!
ReplyDeleteBut ... more worryingly ...
"Whipped Cream & Chains" ?!
Where the fuck did that combination originate from?!
An insight into the inner workings of your deranged head!!
Sue !!!! Over to you !!!!
(hey ... that rhymes !! lol)
aye up tis one eyed RAFB and AB ;o)
ReplyDeleteI could make a comment about I know only of one other thing that has one eye.....but I'll keep you guessing on that one lol but I can deffo see the resemblance in this pic for sure!!!
ooooo I doooo like guessing games :D
Oh so you think you're funny do you my head-reading 'the'rapist friend?
ReplyDeleteYou seriously think AB & myself would be seen out like that in public?
As you are more than aware - AB isn't allowed out in public (well, not unsupervised by a grown up anyway) and I am far too busy finding new bus windows to lick !
With regards to your comment about other things with one eye - I'm shocked! You should be ashamed and embarrassed! A Minotaur only has one eye ... but I'm guessing you didn't think of that did you! Pah!
And there is no resemblance whatsoever with Fuckwit & Anal to us! I deny everything and am contacting a lawyer!
RMP Bloke ... have a word !!!
Well you certainly woulnd't fall in to the category of being an 'adult' now would you RAFB, so your out of the equation immediately ;o)
ReplyDeleteAnd with your answer.....wrooooong!!! So it looks like there is more than one thing with just one eye! I was referring to a tornado for heavens sake, due to you two wreaking havoc and leaving destruction in your wake!!
Soooo if you feel the justification in ensuing in a law suit.....I'll see you in court lol
I'll have you know I'm very grown up !!
ReplyDeleteSoon I hope to get some shoes that aren't "slip-on's" and that have nice Velcro straps - because I can fasten them myself !
So who's the baby now huh ?!
The eye of a hurricane eh?! I think you were referring to a Pacific Cyclone - which still make's it a Japs Eye !
And you would have seen me in Courts - but believe they went bankrupt.
So I shall instruct RMP Bloke to convene your trial in Arthur's Cell !
Be afraid - be very afraid !!
If you poked an elephant in its left eye, wouldn't it then only have 1?
ReplyDeleteSo you lie!!! Anything I poke in the eye will only be left with one.
I shall start now.....
OWWWW!!!!!
I told you, now I have one eye as well. Apologise now you fools you got it wrong.
P.S. Can you call me an ambulance, I don't think I should drive myself.
Oh for fucks sake AB !
ReplyDeleteI thought I told you not to play with sharp objects !!