Image via WikipediaThe Labour Party is so desperate for members that it is offering the first year of Labour Party membership for just £1. In exchange for that £1, you get all the perks of Labour membership, such as voting for the leadership.
And that means that for just £1, you can help to inflict someone as useless as Diane Abbott or as poisonous and divisive as Ed Balls or Harriet Harman on the Labour Party. And immediately after the coronation of whichever cunt you helped elect, you simply resign and walk away.
Membership of the Labour Party is currently around 200,000, so if just 250,000 people sign up, we can pretty much guarantee we'll fuck them completely.
"But wait," I hear you say, "are you seriously advocating giving £250,000 to the Labour Party?" Fret ye not: the Labour Party has colossal debts, well over £10,000,000 at the last account. Our donations will do nothing to help climb that particular mountain, and by inflicting someone terminally useless or poisonous on the Labour Party, we can hopefully fuck them into a cocked hat for the rest of eternity. It's money very well spent indeed.
Who is with me?
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I am with you my dodo impressionist, undercarriage less, grounded friend. Surely, there is a quicker way......
ReplyDeleteI know, tell them they can claim expenses and the forms are in a French Town, called Paris. When they are all there, fighting for the forms Nuke the Bastards
A fine idea my incoming, spent, hot-barreled challenged friend !
ReplyDeleteI can feel a book coming on ... "1001 Reasons To Nuke France" !
Make that 1002 though seeing as we've just managed to kinda blame them - and Scousers - for Labour as well!
The militant arrogant cocks deserve all the get!