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Showing posts with label Burka. Show all posts
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Tuesday, 4 May 2010

Woman Fined for Wearing a Burka In Public


Result !! Just need to do the same in the UK now ! (Taken from Sky News)


5:03pm UK, Tuesday May 04, 2010
Nick Pisa, In Rome

A woman queuing in an Italian post office has been fined 500 euros (£430) for wearing a burkha - the first case of its kind in the country.

Woman in a burqa
Burkha penalty: Italian police have issued a fine to a woman wearing a veil
Amel Marmouri, 26, was handed the penalty after being spotted by local municipal police.
Under Italian anti-terrorist laws brought in during the 1970s to fight political activists, it is illegal for a person to be seen in a public place with their face covered.
The rule has never been properly enforced but earlier this year the mayor of Novara, where Ms Marmouri lives, introduced new local laws.
We knew about the law and I know that it's not against my religion but now Amel will have to stay indoors. I can't have other men looking at her.
Amel Marmouri's husband Ben Salah Braim
They banned any clothing that "prevents the immediate identification of the wearer inside public buildings, schools and hospitals".
Novara's mayor Massimo Giordano is a member of the anti-immigration Northern League Party who have campaigned for a clampdown on immigration and building of mosques.
Mr Giordano said: "I signed the new regulations for reasons of security but also so that people who came to live in our city are aware and respect our traditions.
A mosque
Clampdown on mosques
"The regulations in Novara specifically cover people wearing clothing that prevents them from being identified in a public place and a post office is a public place."
Police chief Paolo Cortese said: "The fine was given because the woman was inside the post office at the time, which is a public building."
Muslim groups in Italy have insisted that Italian laws must be respected.
Imam Izzedin Elzir, president of the Islamic Community and Organisations Union in Italy, said: "We are for the freedom of women and against veils of any kind and Italian laws must be respected."
Ms Marmouri's husband Ben Salah Braim, 36, said: "I just don't know where we are going to get 500 euros to pay the fine.
"We thought as she was going to the mosque she was OK to wear the burkha.
"We knew about the law and I know that it's not against my religion but now Amel will have to stay indoors. I can't have other men looking at her."

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Friday, 30 April 2010

Belgium & The Burka

Bloody Hell !!
I never thought I'd say this in a million years - but for a country that only ever had one good thing going for it in Stella Artois (well, two if you include the exit routes) ...



















... Belgium has just voted for an absolute blinder !
(From the BBC website) "Belgium's lower house of parliament has voted for a law that would ban women from wearing the full Islamic face veil in public.

The law would ban any clothing that obscures the identity of the wearer in places like parks and on the street. No-one voted against it.
The law now goes to the Senate, where it may face challenges over its wording, which may delay it.
If passed, the ban would be the first move of its kind in Europe."













("Are there any women here ?!")

These garments are dangerous for the following reasons:
1 When driving, because you lose all peripheral vision, 
2 You may lose an eye wearing one because someone with colour blindness may try and stick a letter through the gap.
3 You stand a good chance of being shot as a fucking terrorist, seeing as these are the garment of choice for would be suicide bombers.

So - Well done Belgium for finding some Bollocks at last !

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Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Our Election Manifesto pt 3 ... Domestic & Environmental Policies

1. All Catholic Priests must sign the sex register upon Ordination and will be banned from keeping small boys under their beds or in their closets.


2. All tree huggers will be treated as perverts and be prosecuted under the 2008 Tree Preservation Order.


3. The wearing of Burkas or other letter-box fancy dress gear will be outlawed immediately. Anyone caught wearing them will be subject to the penalties under Article 1 of our Immigration & Employment policy.  


4. Anyone found trying to implement Sharia Law in the UK will be subject to the penalties under Article 1 of our Immigration & Employment policy.


5. A light curfew will be implemented at 22:00hrs daily in order to save on CO2 emmisions, light polution and help save moths and insects from incineration (ie "going into the light"). 


6. Anyone under the age of 21 found on the streets after 22:00hrs is liable to be arrested or shot.


7. PCSOs will be disbanded and replaced by real policemen and women, equipped with Night Vision Goggles and HK MP5s. (to assist in the upkeep of Article 6)


8. To help protect the youth of the future, all Catholic schools will be burnt down.


9. Capital Punishment will be reinstated immediately for bankers, rapists, paedophiles, bent lawyers, and murderers in the form of Public Burnings At The Stake. These Burnings will take place on Friday evenings at 20:00 and will be known as The BBQ Hour. (see Article 27)


10.  UK Territorial Waters will be doubled to 24nm and exclusive fishing rights will be granted to UK fishing vessels only.


11. Highways Agency Traffic Officers, VOSA, Traffic Wardens & St John's Ambulance will be disbanded and it's members forced into real employment.


12. All teaching staff are to be allowed to use maximum force against unruly pupils where warranted. Dumbbells and HK MP5s will be standard classroom issue to staff.


13. UK Military Rules of Engagement currently require a warning to be issued before opening fire. Currently it states that the warning 'Army/RAF/Marines etc - Stop Or I Fire' should be shouted twice. This will be changed to one shout of 'Freeze Bitch Or Else!'. 


14. Minimum driving and drinking age limits will be raised to over 25's only


15. All foreign vehicles must pay UK road tax for using UK roads.


16. All Sunday drivers and OAPs will be banned from driving to assist CO2 emissions.


17. Ryanair & Air France will be banned from UK airports and airways to reduce CO2 emissions and ugly people.


18. Country Singers will be banned and subject to the penalties under Article 1 of our Immigration & Employment policy. (except Miley Cyrus and Shania Twain).


19. In order to have a truly equal society, the MOBOs and Association of Black Police Officers etc will be banned.


20. A new post of UK President will be created in which Jeremy Clarkson will be Knighted and given the role.


21. All Daytime TV, Soap Dramas, crap TV ads, RomComs, GMTV, MUTV, Strictly Come Dancing, Dancing On Ice & Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber programmes will be banned immediately.


22. Anyone preaching or trying to implement Political Correctness will be subject to the penalties under Article 1 of our Immigration & Employment policy.


23. The Human Rights Act 1998 will be revoked immediately, along with all associated agencies.


24. National Lottery Funding will only be given to viable British projects.


25. All Charity monies raised can only be donated to British Causes.


26. The National Anthem will be replaced with Rule Britannia (Royal Navy personnel are banned from dancing along to this though. See Article 8 of the Foreign & Defence Policy). 


27. Solid Fuels will be reduced and Renewable Fuels for homes & businesses will become mandatory by 2015. The bodies of OAPs and those incinerated under Article 9, will be recycled into Renewable Fuel to assist in this process.


28. All Mobility Scooters will be permanently banned from public areas.


29. All ugly & smelly people will be sent to live in France where they will go unnoticed.


30. All Ginger people will be sent back to Scotland.