BP & The Oil Spill

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BP aren't making any friends at the moment on the other side of the pond.


They seem to be having major difficulties containing the leak from the oil platform disaster in the Gulf of Mexico back in April. Very big difficulties in fact.


Well, I have thought about it, and since my initial theory of using Vanessa Feltz's tampon to soak up the oil failed, I have now come up with a simple foolproof system.

Move the oil to somewhere where a big black sticky sludgy smelly contaminating blob would go unnoticed. Simples!


Using modern technology to measure the current perimeter of the spill, accurate to within the last 24 hours, I was able to finalise the masterplan and deduce THE perfect location for the oil, that would satisfy sensible and rational, law abiding citizens ...

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