Image by [ Mooi ] via FlickrThey seem to be having major difficulties containing the leak from the oil platform disaster in the Gulf of Mexico back in April. Very big difficulties in fact.
Well, I have thought about it, and since my initial theory of using Vanessa Feltz's tampon to soak up the oil failed, I have now come up with a simple foolproof system.
Move the oil to somewhere where a big black sticky sludgy smelly contaminating blob would go unnoticed. Simples!
Using modern technology to measure the current perimeter of the spill, accurate to within the last 24 hours, I was able to finalise the masterplan and deduce THE perfect location for the oil, that would satisfy sensible and rational, law abiding citizens ...
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The French Connection is pure genius my runway headed pal.
ReplyDeleteInitially I would have suggested the use of Amy Winehouse or Kerry Catona to snort the stuff, but yours is a far superior suggestion. However, you need to add 1 more idea - when you have dropped it off in France, LITE IT!
An inspirational idea my Wide Area Impact friend !
ReplyDeleteI shall go and get some matches this very minute ... !
Au Revoir Froggies !!