We're Doomed!

After carefull consideration, I have come to this conclusion about our chances of lifting the World cup this year: Sweet F.A.! 


Sorry ... but that's what I think after including such donkeys as Heskey, Crouch & Carrick in particular !


On a lighter note, I did hear that on the flight over to South Africa, the pri-madonnas & donkeys were to be treated to football themed films and entertainment ... I bet John Terry couldn't wait to get into 'Gregory's Girl' !!


Anyway ... please salute England's Pri-Madonna Donkey Squad:


With a squad like that – Warnock! Heskey! Carrick! SWP! – how can England fail?
In the quarter-finals again, on penalties, that’s how.

Goalkeepers (top row from left): Donkey James, Robert Green, Joe Hart
Defenders (second row from left): Donkey Warnock, Pri-Madonna Cole, Pri-Madonna Terry, Jaime Carragher, Glen Johnson, Donkey Ferdinand, Ledley King, Matthew Upson
Midfielders (third row from left): Gareth Barry, Joe Cole, Aaron Lennon, Pri-Madonna Lampard, Donkey Wright-Phillips, Pri-Madonna Gerrard, Donkeyl Carrick, James Milner
Forwards (bottom row from left): Jermain Defoe, Donkey Heskey, Pri-Madonna Rooney, Donkey Crouch

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