These are the Ramblings of Totally Insane Beings ... whose lifelong mission is to screw your mind by Talking Total Bollocks ... using Surreal Subjects ... Not Making Much Sense ... Putting the World To Rights As We See It ...
To Boldly Blog, what No Sane Person has Blogged before ...
This is a Politically InCorrect Zone & Contains Adult Language.
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That's not SuGo 'after' reading my courgette comments ...
That's SuGo looking like what she does normally (it's not often that 'Sue' & 'Normal' appear in the same sentence!)
I just pray she doesn't grab one of her 'courgettes', lie me on her couch and go into her 'rapist mode !!!!
On reflection though ... I am glad that you may have saved me from singular annihilation in that it is you my Life Expectancy Diminishing Friend, that have initially compared our 'Rapist to the Singing Jock and not me!!
That said, we may have inadvertently signed a mutual suicide pact once she has read our musings ...
... and wait with baited breath as to what she unleashes in retaliation!
(on reflection, and knowing our luck ... it'll probably Ethel Humplethwaite on more steroids that comes stomping our way, armed with whippets and gravy !!)
AB!!!! And here was me thinking you were my friend I'm deeply hurt and upset at you publishing my pic without my make up and my curly blonde wig...but most of all having had missed my electrolysis appointment!!! You promised me this photo was for your own personal use to add to the others. If it was RAFB...then I could understand it due to his cruel and vindictive abuse which we both have been victims of...hence our bonding AB...but youuuu AB, to publish this on the web :o(((
The humiliation!!! HOW COULD YOU???
And as far as your first comment goes RAFB...you told me that that was your fantasy as you were laying face down on my couch that you wanted to work through with me. At first I thought you were just trying to hide your face as you were about to reveal some sordid secret. How right I was! I recall even now the shock I felt at your request for this sordid unethical therapy treatment. As you may recall, I refused in assisting you to deal with this by swiftly removing the courgette from your tight sweaty grip and briskly threw it out of the window!
This experience has caused me to have flash backs and nightmares and need of therapy myself!!
I have neither the will nor the inclination due to initially the trauma of RAFB, but now the humilation from you both :o((
ps I am referring to your clenched fist holding the courgette RAFB, which I hope no one has misconstrued to be anything other...I felt it best to clarify the scenario
and just wait the pair of you for my recovery, whats the saying about a woman scorned ;o) muwahahahaha (thats me evil laugh not a kiss lol)
You soooo can't accept responsibility for your own actions can you RAFB as well as being dillusioned you are nothing more than a compulsive LIAR sir!! *slaps gloves across his face 3 times
Well I suppose your face beats what you confessed regarding leather gloves in the ahem..therapy session last week that I can't possibly divulge!! Men, women, children cats and dogs would be running for the hills
(why is this gettin perverse and sordid lol..I blame RAFB for looking at all these sordid pics late at night when he's lonely!!!)
lol I see AB keeps a low profile!!! I'm assuming he's not wanting a severe face to face tongue lashing!! I said lashing AB not licking, I'm not a dog....no comments ANYONE else I'll get my marine friend to pull out his large weapon on you!!
This is good - I like this subject of coversation - not the leather and courgette bit though. I prefer Sainsbury's shopping bags, and baby carrots.
Sue I am still your friend. RAFB is mean and evil towards you and has no right to type anything like what he does to be rude and to insult you. He is just jealous of your far superior intellect and full head of hair.
He should be ashamed and embarressed. As a result he is to take himself outside for a full ten minutes, give himself a good talking to, (just a talk) and come back in when he has realised his mistake.
1) RAFB rented or not they are real! Yours, you sad little gnome, are in your head!!
2) I wasn't referring to TTB’s resident MB, I have one who is aaaall my own and both he and his weapon his bigger than thou's!
3) Runs into (4) grrrr (no that was not me dog impression git lol)
Aaaaah and here we now have AB :o))) You aaaare here and still my friend and protector. I knew this wasn't the real you! It was all a pretense as you have missed me and as I said to RAFB only last night, this was an enticement to get me back...more than one way to skin a cat eh AB ;o)
Non the less, you both deserve your just desserts for bringing my good self and name in to disrepute. As such, I suggest you both take yourselves outside, MB ties you up together facing one another (it's ok AB, RAFB will only be at chest height so need to worry re facial contact and his goaty) whilst you are force fed chips and gravy with the said courgette having been retrieved from Arthur...duly mushed up on top and all served cold...like any revenge should be! And let this be a lesson learnt...do not cross a woman who has just received full facial electrolysis and waxing of the nether regions from chest southwards, as her revenge for this torture has to be taken out somewhere!!
So AFB (no, that is not a typo lol) Not only have you been going through my drawers you blighter, you've been going through my secret diary too!!! That just takes the biscuit. Replacement batteries for Bob I shall retain for myself so pfffft and your still Bobless lol
Oh for goodness sake...this is all hear say! You have no proof or evidence of this what so ever. I think it's you that should take your self outside and be hosed down by a fireman with his large and powerfull appliance!
STOP! Cease and desist! I am being overloaded with too much personal information. You should both be ashamed and embarrassed that you should air your differences, sexual desires, your love of animals, your need for duracell and your obvious love for each other in public.
That's not SuGo 'after' reading my courgette comments ...
ReplyDeleteThat's SuGo looking like what she does normally (it's not often that 'Sue' & 'Normal' appear in the same sentence!)
I just pray she doesn't grab one of her 'courgettes', lie me on her couch and go into her 'rapist mode !!!!
On reflection though ... I am glad that you may have saved me from singular annihilation in that it is you my Life Expectancy Diminishing Friend, that have initially compared our 'Rapist to the Singing Jock and not me!!
That said, we may have inadvertently signed a mutual suicide pact once she has read our musings ...
... and wait with baited breath as to what she unleashes in retaliation!
(on reflection, and knowing our luck ... it'll probably Ethel Humplethwaite on more steroids that comes stomping our way, armed with whippets and gravy !!)
HELP !
I'm insured against every eventuality - except death by whippet rape and drowning by gravy.
ReplyDeleteWE'RE DOOMED!!!!
Nor me !
ReplyDeleteAnd I need to check the small print, but I don't think 'courgette insertion' is included either !!
We're doomed !!
Time to put up the barricades & don crucifixes to help keep out Yorkshire's Hell-Hound Whippets !!
AB!!!! And here was me thinking you were my friend I'm deeply hurt and upset at you publishing my pic without my make up and my curly blonde wig...but most of all having had missed my electrolysis appointment!!! You promised me this photo was for your own personal use to add to the others. If it was RAFB...then I could understand it due to his cruel and vindictive abuse which we both have been victims of...hence our bonding AB...but youuuu AB, to publish this on the web :o(((
ReplyDeleteThe humiliation!!! HOW COULD YOU???
And as far as your first comment goes RAFB...you told me that that was your fantasy as you were laying face down on my couch that you wanted to work through with me. At first I thought you were just trying to hide your face as you were about to reveal some sordid secret. How right I was! I recall even now the shock I felt at your request for this sordid unethical therapy treatment. As you may recall, I refused in assisting you to deal with this by swiftly removing the courgette from your tight sweaty grip and briskly threw it out of the window!
This experience has caused me to have flash backs and nightmares and need of therapy myself!!
I have neither the will nor the inclination due to initially the trauma of RAFB, but now the humilation from you both :o((
ps I am referring to your clenched fist holding the courgette RAFB, which I hope no one has misconstrued to be anything other...I felt it best to clarify the scenario
ReplyDeleteand just wait the pair of you for my recovery, whats the saying about a woman scorned ;o) muwahahahaha (thats me evil laugh not a kiss lol)
OMFG !!
ReplyDeleteYou think you are traumatised by that event?! I've never eaten anything salad or vegetable ever since!
You were the one who hypnotised me then said
'lie down and tell me about your childhood', followed by
'Now turn over an brace yourself!'
So don't try twisting it on me dear !! You should be struck off and struck down !!
And as for you AB !!! You should be ashamed and embarrassed !!!
Holy fuck!
ReplyDeleteI think we've just kicked over a Hornet's nest AB !!
INCOMING !!!
We're doomed !!!
You soooo can't accept responsibility for your own actions can you RAFB as well as being dillusioned you are nothing more than a compulsive LIAR sir!! *slaps gloves across his face 3 times
ReplyDeleteWell I suppose your face beats what you confessed regarding leather gloves in the ahem..therapy session last week that I can't possibly divulge!! Men, women, children cats and dogs would be running for the hills
(why is this gettin perverse and sordid lol..I blame RAFB for looking at all these sordid pics late at night when he's lonely!!!)
er ... actually I think you need to lie YOURSELF down on your couch and have a word with yourself!
ReplyDeleteCourgettes & leather gloves an optional extra ;)
lol I see AB keeps a low profile!!! I'm assuming he's not wanting a severe face to face tongue lashing!! I said lashing AB not licking, I'm not a dog....no comments ANYONE else I'll get my marine friend to pull out his large weapon on you!!
ReplyDeleteDon't lie !!
ReplyDelete1/ You have no friends - you have to rent them!
2/ AB tells me MBs weapon is very small !
3/ Would I dare be so rude as to comment ?!
4/ Woof !!! lmao
This is good - I like this subject of coversation - not the leather and courgette bit though. I prefer Sainsbury's shopping bags, and baby carrots.
ReplyDeleteSue I am still your friend. RAFB is mean and evil towards you and has no right to type anything like what he does to be rude and to insult you. He is just jealous of your far superior intellect and full head of hair.
He should be ashamed and embarressed. As a result he is to take himself outside for a full ten minutes, give himself a good talking to, (just a talk) and come back in when he has realised his mistake.
OFFS ... I'm back after ten minutes in the wet rain !! (why is rain wet by the way??)
ReplyDeleteYou coward AB !!
She deserves all she gets (metaphorically speaking of course)
I shall never repent! Ever!
Now AB - take yourself outside and don't come back until you realise that the right side is NOT the Dark Side !!
ps Sainsbury's shopping bags & baby carrots ?!?!
ReplyDeleteYou are ome sick puppy my heavily recoiled friend !!
And no ... that doesn't mean you should lick yourself better !!
1) RAFB rented or not they are real! Yours, you sad little gnome, are in your head!!
ReplyDelete2) I wasn't referring to TTB’s resident MB, I have one who is aaaall my own and both he and his weapon his bigger than thou's!
3) Runs into (4) grrrr (no that was not me dog impression git lol)
Aaaaah and here we now have AB :o))) You aaaare here and still my friend and protector. I knew this wasn't the real you! It was all a pretense as you have missed me and as I said to RAFB only last night, this was an enticement to get me back...more than one way to skin a cat eh AB ;o)
Non the less, you both deserve your just desserts for bringing my good self and name in to disrepute. As such, I suggest you both take yourselves outside, MB ties you up together facing one another (it's ok AB, RAFB will only be at chest height so need to worry re facial contact and his goaty) whilst you are force fed chips and gravy with the said courgette having been retrieved from Arthur...duly mushed up on top and all served cold...like any revenge should be! And let this be a lesson learnt...do not cross a woman who has just received full facial electrolysis and waxing of the nether regions from chest southwards, as her revenge for this torture has to be taken out somewhere!!
1) Little Gnome?? Listen Oh 'rapist One ! You and I both very well know that you have to rent friends !! Fact !
ReplyDelete2) Is his surname 'Rabbit'? Is he a fan of duracell?
3/4) I rest my case!
And as for the rest ... OMFG !!!
Now that would be enough to get me on your couch !! Ugh !!
ps Your fantasies are very very very sick! A lot!
ReplyDeleteTake yourself outside now! You should be ashamed and embarrassed !!!
So AFB (no, that is not a typo lol) Not only have you been going through my drawers you blighter, you've been going through my secret diary too!!! That just takes the biscuit. Replacement batteries for Bob I shall retain for myself so pfffft and your still Bobless lol
ReplyDeleteReplacement batteries for Bob?!
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth are you on about Wench?! She doesn't need batteries ... unlike your "courgettes" ! Pah!
And as for your diary ... interesting reading I must admit ... but I didn't think such positions with goats was even possible !
That's just wrong !
take yourself outside & have a chat !!!
You mis-read it said due to my disdain for goaty's!!!
ReplyDeleteYou should have gone to specsavers!!
No it didn't ... it said you liked 'this pain with goats' ... very disturbing !!
ReplyDeleteYou should get help!
And take yourself outside again!
Oh for goodness sake...this is all hear say! You have no proof or evidence of this what so ever. I think it's you that should take your self outside and be hosed down by a fireman with his large and powerfull appliance!
ReplyDeleteSTOP! Cease and desist! I am being overloaded with too much personal information. You should both be ashamed and embarrassed that you should air your differences, sexual desires, your love of animals, your need for duracell and your obvious love for each other in public.
ReplyDeletePleeease, its like being back at school