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Showing posts with label Puppy Lickers. Show all posts
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Wednesday, 2 June 2010

AB is Prime Suspect in Local Crime

Thieves snatch Gisburn family's puppy
Read the Official Story Here


A FAMILY has been left devastated after a puppy was stolen from a pen at their home.
Dognappers stole the 12-week-old cocker spaniel puppy after using boltcutters to force the padlock off a pen.
Tinker, a chocolate spaniel bitch, with a small white beard, and patches of white on the end of her two back feet, was snatched from her home in Castill House, Gisburn Road, Gisburn.
Owner Lindsay Ayrton, 49, said: “She is a very special pet. She has the loveliest and sweetest nature you could wish for.
“I miss her so much that I am absolutely bereft. I was looking forward to training her this summer and can't bear the thought of being without her.
“I will gladly offer a reward for her safe return with no questions asked, I just want my puppy back.”
During the theft a petrol lawnmower and a chainsaw from the garage at the property were also taken.
Tinker, is thought to be worth about £450 to £800.
Sgt Conrad Tapp at Clitheroe police said: “These were opportunistic thieves who were looking for certain items and came across the dog as well “If the dog is offered for sale we would urge people to contact the police.”

Sunday, 2 May 2010

Site Visitor Counter Change

Just for info,

To be fair I think our Visitor Counter was being a little oversensitive to say the least.


Therefore, I'm amending it with immediate effect to log Unique Visitors only.


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Mmmm Puppy Licking


Twice, yes that's 2 times, the subject of licking puppies has arisen during this shift.

The puppy's in question are the furry four legged, baby dog type thing not associated with female body parts.

Could our head reading friend help my water friendly co worker?

Why? Yes, why did we end up having a full and detailed discussion about this subject?

Discuss

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Saturday, 1 May 2010

It's May Day !

One of the few days in the calendar - well, the only one thank God - that you see the most perverse and embarrassing display of open homosexuality and national shame ever known to man ...

I'm not talking about this:


ie large phallic symbols and stupid hats in Red Square ...

... but this ...



HOW FUCKING GAY ?!?!?!
I give everyone permission to shoot any of these deviants on sight !!
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