Twice, yes that's 2 times, the subject of licking puppies has arisen during this shift.
The puppy's in question are the furry four legged, baby dog type thing not associated with female body parts.
Could our head reading friend help my water friendly co worker?
Why? Yes, why did we end up having a full and detailed discussion about this subject?
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I think that our Head Shrinker will need more details on the conversation (quotes etc) in able to make further analysis and recommend suitable treatment for our afflicted friend.
ReplyDeleteIn the meantime, I'd take precautions to protect your puppy (er - I don't mean wear a condom ... although knowing you and animals ...!!) from this potentially abusive situation - and make sure she stays away from any bushes or foliage that might have a tendency to move by themselves as you never know which bushes may contain a Marine ! (apart from Triffids obviously).
ps ... your title for this thread is disturbing - the "Mmmm" indicates a liking (no - not a licking) of the said subject !!
ReplyDeletePerhaps the Artillery should be as much on the target list of the RSPCA as are the Marines ?!
Yes, your right Mr G, more details would most definately be required. As contrary to Mr BB's, belief I am not a 'head reader' but 'therapist' of the mind - break down the word lol However, one thing that does immediately jump out at me is BB's reference to foreplay with the opposite sex; followed by his immediate reference, once again, to animals! This is really somewhat worrying!!!
ReplyDeleteYes it is extremely disturbing about BB's passion for furry animals ... as is you freely admiting that your professional title can be construed as "The Rapist" !!! eek !
ReplyDeleteHowever - BB - we need more details on last nights conversation with Marine Boy !
lmao
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you for your support in requesting further information Ghostrider
and Marine Boy.....I used to love watchin that on tv when I was little!!!! Does he have big dark eyes too lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HqSkY4vtVY
I look forward to receiving further details but must leave for now,as I am very shortly setting off up to Bronte waterfalls on the moors....and who knows I may encounter a marine or two :p
Just don't wear a woolly jumper !!!
ReplyDeleteAs to his eyes - bloodshot is the usual colour these days ! :)
BB - we need more info matey !
Well hello Marine Boy I thought you were yet another figment of their imagination lol
ReplyDeleteYou obviously hadn't quaffed enough alcoholic beverage then...as most people never go to bed with a dog...but have woken up with a few!
I, ofc, do not partake in this kind of fraternisation so am exempt of this phrase :p
After much discussion with our loyal sea cadet chap, I have discovered that I have no idea why the subject of licking puppies came up.
ReplyDeleteAs BreakfastBloke has wittingly chosen to forget further content of this conversation, my conjecture is that the poor man has once again, gone in to denile (lol) All I can say on this matter and then I feel the subject matter may well be exhausted is; hocusfocusphotos, Ghostrider, be on your guard's when BreakfastBloke gets on all fours!!!
ReplyDeleteI have been reflecting on my insinuations and I feel somewhat remorseful. I set about scouring Youtube and I have unearthed this video which has some wonderful imagery of various breeds of small fluffywuffypuppywuppydoggywoggys just for you BB.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyXzwtIlZyg
If it's good enough for Donny Osmond; who is still a sex icon to many, my self included, it's good enough for BB.
Truce BB?????
I haven't had chance to review the said video yet - and neither has my un-esteemed colleague BB, who will no doubt be relishing the prospect (... another of his deviances apparently!) of watching it when he gets back home tomorrow and has the house to himself.
ReplyDeleteUgh - now that's left me with an image I'm desperately trying to erase from my head !!!
For Hocuspocus - with reference to your last comment on this post, I concede, it must be really hard to get into the marines - because you have to fail the navy first.... then the sea cadets......
ReplyDeleteBecause I wanted a proper job - not sat on a fucking pedalow, of the Devon coast shouting "aar my beauty" pretending to be something I could never achieve
ReplyDeleteNow now children ... pmsl
ReplyDeleteMe jaws are killing me....this is just toooo funny!!!
ReplyDeleteQuote " JAWS??? JAWS????? NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SHARKS. F**k this, this Navy thing is dangerous, I'll try the rejects......... " Unquote.
ReplyDeleteJaws? Wasn't he a baddy in a Bond film before he turned into a mutant fish?
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