Pigeons! What fucking use do they provide !
Let's face it ... what have pigeons ever done for us ?!
Maybe they provide some fun for saddos that race them ... (the flat capped freaky type that hail from Yorkshire maybe ... whilst pouring gravy over their chips)
Apart from that - why in hell do they exist ?
They crap on everything ... like the French
They smell ... like the French
They're fucking useless ... like the French
Maybe they are all fucking French ?!
(PROOF ! A fucking French Pigeon !)
These fuckers are obviously made in France and sent here as a stealth weapon to annoy the crap out of us by crapping on us!
It seems to me that this is the only feasible answer ...
... to declare genocide on pigeons ... and the fucking French !
or ...
... better still ...
Do we need a better reason ?
AU REVOIR LES FROGGIES !! ... and take your fucking pigeons with you !
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