Ha..tis I. The deaf artillery bloke who likes breakfast!! I have been busy so no post's. Anyway, a subject that has risen it's head recently, GRAVY.
What is the fascination with northern people putting it on chips? I like gravy, don't get me wrong but on chips???? No. Chips are fried and should be covered in salt, vinegar, HP Sauce, Ketchup or Salad Cream. Would you pour some of that "Northern Gold" over a fried egg??? Nope.
What about Cornflakes - with half a jug of luke warm, freshly made Bisto poured over?
Nope - Gravy is for boiled and roast food - not fried.
P.S. If the Great Gravy Granule Mines of Yorkshire were to go on strike there is no alternative
How about we use your 17-mile bang bang stick to take out the Great Gravy Granule Mines of Yorkshire?
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it - can we not just take out Yorkshite in it's entirety?
"Ahh Bisto !" and "I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" lol
Ummm, no. After little thought, leave the mines to the Yorkshire people - they messed up the coal mines so just give them chance......
ReplyDeleteGive the Yorkies a chance? Are you insane man?
ReplyDeleteYou misunderstood my unfeathered flightless friend - let them make their own mistake which would bring down the Great Gravy Granule Mines. Be assured the collapse will be more spectacular than the end of communism and will be even further damaging to world stability
ReplyDeleteAha !! I see !
ReplyDeleteThe collapse of the Uncleansed Cave-dwelling Tribes of Yorkshire would then be available for deployment as cannon fodder !
You have excelled my large calibered friend with your cunning plan.
No, wouldn't waste the explosive my dear chap - just send the smelly buggers off to France THEN we can Nuke them....twice
ReplyDeleteA good point my Large Recoiled Noisy friend ...
ReplyDeleteWe conceal the offensively odoured ones from Yorkshire somewhere where their vulgar fragrance will go amiss ... eg France !
Priceless !
ere right...Firstly - you put aaaaall that on your chips at once AB eeeewwww now that is one gross concoction if ever I heard one!
ReplyDeleteSecondly - What an absolute falsification and fabrication of the truth!! Chips MUST have a dollop of thick, stodgy mushy peas applied first. Followed by a liberal amount of chip shop styli curry sauce, theeeeen the gravy laddled on so your plate is swimming. If you really really want to be extravagant of course, a wee tad of mint sauce just tops it off. That, my ignoramous friend, is how chips should be troffed!
And as far as the size of your caliber you wish to deploy pain and anguish upon the superior tribe of Yorkshire, hahahahaha
RAFB....are you saying your skin is as soft as a babies bottom with your morning ritual of napalm? Well that certainly is not what AB told me!!! So yet again, another fabrication of the truth! And in addition...I'd rather have 10 garlic eating french people all talking to me at close range at the same time then be subjected to that acrid odour! AB....I take my hat off to you sir with being in such close proximity with RAFB on a daily basis!
So you are saying that you prefer to socialise (or rent) Frogs as friends seeing as you have none of your own - whilst smothering - and destroying a staple English delicacy with your vile toppings.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Yorkshire has been declared a freak zone and marked for destruction !
You should be embarrassed and ashamed wench !
Sue, yes RAFB as you call him, spends an awful lot of time in the toilet, with his bottle of "hand cream", and his Oil of Ugly. He always looks flustered when he has finished but he never looks any younger......
ReplyDeleteThe French!!!! Be ashamed woman, be VERY ashamed.
For your information, a have a large calibre weapon, just for 1 purpose
NOTHING TO DO WITH PUPPIES YOU SICK MINDED INDIVIDUALS
ReplyDeleteI do not use 'Oil of Ugly'!
ReplyDeleteIn fact I found that quite abrasive ...
... so I prefer to use Swarfega now ...
... because I'm worth it !
Here we go again, RAFB pretending to be, or have something he doesn't.
ReplyDeleteListen, just because you see something on tele, i.e. an advert for shampoo (don't do product replacement but you know the one) doesn't mean you have to have it for the following reasons:
a. You have no hair
b. You are NOT worth it
You're just jealous because the only sponsorship deal you got offered was on the Dime-Bar ad !!!
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