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Tuesday 11 May 2010

DEAD


Serious now - I was being stalked. Not funny and NO, it wasn't the mother of my puppy.

As a result, Breakfast bloke is dead, not just resting, but dead. So take the first and last look at me.


But don't worry, I'm back.

You can call me ARTILLERY BLOKE!!

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11 comments:

  1. Sue Gow11 May 2010 at 18:00

    oooo AB you do look strong and masterful in your new pic :o)) Mind you...you did look rather tasty in your last one ;o)

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  2. Anonymous11 May 2010 at 22:18

    Why thank you.

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  3. RAF Bloke11 May 2010 at 22:24

    That's the first and only time AB will get called 'strong & masterful' and 'tasty' in the same conversation !!

    (although admittedly one of his puppies might think the latter!)

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  4. Anonymous11 May 2010 at 22:34

    She only thinks I'm tasty cos she split her cup of gravy on the monitor which covered my picture.....

    I like strong and masterful - it doesn't suit me though, I am weak willed and easily beaten.....but on the web I am big and hard - YEAH BABY

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  5. RAF Bloke11 May 2010 at 23:54

    OMFG ... re the last bit ... that's one image I sure as hell don't want in my head !!!

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  6. Anonymous12 May 2010 at 00:59

    No, you grounded buffoon - the image is on the net and NOT in your head. Do you want the web address????

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  7. RAF Bloke12 May 2010 at 01:35

    No I fucking don't you sick retard !!! lol

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  8. Sue Gow12 May 2010 at 10:24

    AB think BIG....think POSITIVE! Don't let this domineering buffoon crush you!

    I must admit however....the website is somewhat worrying. Couch AB??????

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  9. RAF Bloke12 May 2010 at 21:09

    See what I mean ?! Any excuse to get people on her couch! Don't do it mate!

    Perv !

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  10. Anonymous15 May 2010 at 09:06

    Don't do couches. Man was nasty to me last time. Said I was incurable. Also said that I wasn't going on a day trip to the seaside - I was sure he said coach - and he made me put on a special coat and left me in a room on my own for 6 months where he said I would be all right but I wasn't. The tablets made me feel funny.....

    Then when he let me go I had to see a shrink

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  11. RAF Bloke15 May 2010 at 10:54

    Yeah - couches are traumatic places ... you end up with PTSD after trying to get rid of PTSD !

    But in this instance, your shrink was correct - you ARE incurable !

    But at least you had a fun 6 months by yourself.

    Did they take make you go on a trip on the 'special bus' to weave baskets ?

    I did and made a fab one ! Although it leaks when I try to drink out of it ... !

    Hours of endless fun though!

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