David 'Calamity' James

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Just what the fuck is it with recent England goalkeepers ?!?!

Firstly - there was this buffoon, David Seaman






Just look at that bloody ponytail !! He should be ashamed and embarrassed !
Mind you - he is from Yorkshire ... enough said !

But - at least he was - at times - a capable(ish) keeper

Now though - we end up with this buffoon !!

David James !

The best keeper on the England team books ?! My arse!

The guy is a complete useless freak !

And taking his complete inabillity to do anything useful, or provide a tangible defence in between the sticks ... just check out his bloody hair !!!

He'll have opposition teams wetting themselves laughing !

David James hair styles are legendary - and for all the wrong bloody reasons !!

Check these out !

(this is the only fucking 'ball' he'll catch!)


And then - just when you thought you'd seen it all ...
Nice shirt !! NOT !

So to summarise ?

He'll probably make a complete balls-up of England's remote chances of winning the World Cup and is consequently a COCK !!!

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