RMP Bloke has had a brainwave. It had to happen eventually - but I must admit it is inspired and he is a genius. (his words not mine).
Instead of all the usual name calling that we all do now and again - from now on idiot people can be classed into a single rank depending on merit.
If they prove themselves to be worthy of 'promotion' to a higher class of idiot - then RMP has devised the appropriate rank.
Consequently - herewith RMP Bloke's proposals :
PENIS - "Slightly Annoying Person"
Generally of the "Local Village Idiot" mentality.
e.g. Eamonn Holmes (Celebrity ManUre fan!)
KNOB - "Annoying Twat"
Normally reserved for the type of pratt who doesn't like being told that they are quite simply 'wrong' and that they are in fact actually just plain fucking stupid!
e.g. Nick Clegg (because he is simply wrong about everything and Trident in particular!)
DICK - "Obnoxious Cnut" NB deliberate spelling error :)
Everyone has this type of really annoying twat within their environment (unless you are a work-shy state scrounging shithead!)
They are normally found either in the realm of management, ass kissers, brown nosers & they know sweet fuck all about their chosen speciality.
e.g. Jeremy Kyle (for encouraging state scrounging tossers to have 15 mins of fame / shame)
COCK - "Uber Annoying Arrogant Asshole"
generally full of their self importance - more often than not some spoon-fed, spoilt fuckwit that just derives pleasure from annoying the crap out of you and making your life hell.
These people should be immediately introduced to Mr Baseball Bat upon promotion to this rank, or shot given the chance.
e.g. Jonathan Ross, Ricky Gervais & The Entire ManUre Squad, Staff and Fans (Quite simply Uber Annoying Arrogant Wankers !!)
Please feel free to add comments indicating real life suggestions for celebrities, politicians or people you know, and the rank that you think they deserve.
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