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Personally, i resent that remark. If a puppy is homeless then it deserves to be li......sheltered, fed and lic..... kept warm.
Dogging, for your information is what strange people, ex marines and butlers do on a friday night in order to relive there time in service - nothing to do with puppy's
Let's hope for your sake that the RSPCA don't find these threads lol
That may well be the official definition of 'dogging' ... but we all know what yours is! Just because you were acquitted last time doesn't make it right !
Yep, that is exactly what happened - to the letter.
No, the puppy didn't lick me - thats soooo disgusting - and pedigree chum is ok with a bit of garlic, shallow fried with lightly chopped shallots and a cheeky little side order of marinaded tripe.
of course mmmmmm along with black pudding and sheeps brains. A new haute de cuisine of fried pigeon sweetbreads came about. But it didn't really take off as it didn't combine well with the gravy. Plus you needed looooads of the blighters!
No doubt BB will be enroute here sharpish allegedly looking for puppies !
ReplyDeleteI had heard about a campaign he was doing re a refuge for homeless puppies. All fits in to place now!
ReplyDeleteThat's his plan ... "fitting it into place" !!
ReplyDeleteThe sicko !
Personally, i resent that remark. If a puppy is homeless then it deserves to be li......sheltered, fed and lic..... kept warm.
ReplyDeleteDogging, for your information is what strange people, ex marines and butlers do on a friday night in order to relive there time in service - nothing to do with puppy's
Let's hope for your sake that the RSPCA don't find these threads lol
ReplyDeleteThat may well be the official definition of 'dogging' ... but we all know what yours is! Just because you were acquitted last time doesn't make it right !
There is nothing sexual about puppy licking. No intimate parts of the body are involved - for both consenting party's involved.
ReplyDeleteAnd just how the fuck do you get consent from a puppy ?!
ReplyDeleteI asked it! After it was given a free bowl of pedgree chum
ReplyDeleteOh and the puppy just listened, turned round and said 'yes' did it?
ReplyDeleteI take it the puppy's bowl of Pedigree Chum was to help take the taste away?
Yep, that is exactly what happened - to the letter.
ReplyDeleteNo, the puppy didn't lick me - thats soooo disgusting - and pedigree chum is ok with a bit of garlic, shallow fried with lightly chopped shallots and a cheeky little side order of marinaded tripe.
Isn't tripe part of the Yorkshire staple diet?
ReplyDeleteof course mmmmmm along with black pudding and sheeps brains. A new haute de cuisine of fried pigeon sweetbreads came about. But it didn't really take off as it didn't combine well with the gravy. Plus you needed looooads of the blighters!
ReplyDeleteIt's official ... Yorkshire & France have obviously twinned as they have so much in common - ie arrogance, no culinary sense and bad odours!
ReplyDeleteLet battle commence.
Freaks.