"The once, great Coal mines of Yorkshire had to be destroyed by the last Great Crusade because the great unclean people of Yorkshire would not leave their windows alone.
Now I, as the first proper Prime Minster since Saint Margaret, do hereby declare war on Yorkshire, and state that RAF Man and Artillery Bloke will lead the destruction of the Yorkshire Gravy Granule mines.
Because there will not be anything left in Yorkshire, the people can then move to France taking their Whippets, Pigeon's, flat caps, Mosque's and temples with them. The land that is left will then be disinfected, flattened and a large puppy farm will be built instead.
Let the destruction commence"
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