Loadsa potential Butlers there methinks !!
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Tuesday, 8 June 2010
Oh Yeah !!
'Who Ate All The Pies' (no not you AB!) have a rather delectible source of World Cup eye candy on their website from all the participating nations!
Loadsa potential Butlers there methinks !!
Click here to enjoy :)
Loadsa potential Butlers there methinks !!
Click here to enjoy :)
Sunday, 30 May 2010
RAF Bloke Holds Butler Auditions
The latest masses of applicants for the highly sought after positions of RAF Bloke's Butlers pose for a photo outside of RAF Bloke's country retreat.
Auditions are taking place over the next few months in which all the female applicants will be regularly and vigorously tested for their skills and adaptability, in what is regarded as an extremely fluid and dynamic post.
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Auditions are taking place over the next few months in which all the female applicants will be regularly and vigorously tested for their skills and adaptability, in what is regarded as an extremely fluid and dynamic post.
Friday, 28 May 2010
RAF Bloke Does His Bit (!) To Assist In Anti-Drug War
Well, seeing as I always like to assist in humanitarian needs, I have offered to assist to rehabilitate Miss Valencia and take her on as a trainee Butler.
Happy Days :-)
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Wednesday, 12 May 2010
Aggressive New Yorkshire Campaign
Yorkshire are implementing an increased level of road safety awareness with this bizarre campaign on all roads entering the county from the west.
Other signs are being placed in shop windows in towns and villages near the county borders
Spokesmen from the county on the decent side of the Pennines were asked for their reaction to this campaign : "Tossers !" was the unanimous reply.
Yorkshire County Council are increasing their vast army of female therapists in order to counter this perceived threats to their windows.
Ethel Humplethwaite (19) from Keithley, and reigning Miss Yorkshire 2010 (pictured below), who is a trainee therapist and counsellor, was asked to comment on the locals reaction to this strange phenomena.
"O'reet! Eeh bah gum lad. Crap 'ere in't it!" she replied unintelligently.
Other therapists were quite forthright in combating the problem. "That's why they call us The Rapists ... 'cos when they're on't couch, we fuck 'em up in't heads, and then fuck 'em in't arse with whippet at same time! It's reet grand it is" said one alarmingly in a weird accent.
Locals in towns from civilised counties that border Yorkshire are concerned about the mobilisation and are threatening to counter it by placing cattle grids on al the roads out of Yorkshire to stop any emigration of the indigenous intelligentsia, ie sheep.
"What worries us most ..." said Bob, a stunningly attractive butler working in Manchester (pictured below),
is that the Yorkies are charging ridiculous amounts of money so that they can get innocent people to lie on their couches whilst they perv at them, mess with their heads and generally interfere with them whilst they're vulnerable. It's not right. They should start getting a real job and do something useful like I do!" Bob had to dash off to ensure that her chores were complete and be ready for the return of her boss.
Yorkshire therapists have been strongly criticised in the past for attempting to fill peoples heads with all sorts of strange campaigns like 'Gravy and Chips is normal', 'Visit Yorkshire' and 'Sheep Suck - Extremely Well!' and totally insane ramblings that Yorkshire is 'God's Country'.
(Above & Below: Yorkshire Tourist Attractions)
"There's only one thing worse than Yorkshire and Therapists ... and that's a Yorkshire Therapist! ..." stated Burt, a volunteer worker for Lancashire Against The Yorkshire Menace. "... or worserer still ... more than one Yorkshire Therapist!" he added.
Yorkshire Officials were unavailable to comment as they were reportedly unable to agree on the spelling or grammar of their reply, despite writing it slowly as none of them could read very fast.
The New PM is expected to release a statement shortly.
(THIS ARTICLE WAS APPROVED & CO-WRITTEN WITH ARTILLERY BLOKE)
Other signs are being placed in shop windows in towns and villages near the county borders
Spokesmen from the county on the decent side of the Pennines were asked for their reaction to this campaign : "Tossers !" was the unanimous reply.
Yorkshire County Council are increasing their vast army of female therapists in order to counter this perceived threats to their windows.
Ethel Humplethwaite (19) from Keithley, and reigning Miss Yorkshire 2010 (pictured below), who is a trainee therapist and counsellor, was asked to comment on the locals reaction to this strange phenomena.
"O'reet! Eeh bah gum lad. Crap 'ere in't it!" she replied unintelligently.
Other therapists were quite forthright in combating the problem. "That's why they call us The Rapists ... 'cos when they're on't couch, we fuck 'em up in't heads, and then fuck 'em in't arse with whippet at same time! It's reet grand it is" said one alarmingly in a weird accent.
Locals in towns from civilised counties that border Yorkshire are concerned about the mobilisation and are threatening to counter it by placing cattle grids on al the roads out of Yorkshire to stop any emigration of the indigenous intelligentsia, ie sheep.
"What worries us most ..." said Bob, a stunningly attractive butler working in Manchester (pictured below),
is that the Yorkies are charging ridiculous amounts of money so that they can get innocent people to lie on their couches whilst they perv at them, mess with their heads and generally interfere with them whilst they're vulnerable. It's not right. They should start getting a real job and do something useful like I do!" Bob had to dash off to ensure that her chores were complete and be ready for the return of her boss.
Yorkshire therapists have been strongly criticised in the past for attempting to fill peoples heads with all sorts of strange campaigns like 'Gravy and Chips is normal', 'Visit Yorkshire' and 'Sheep Suck - Extremely Well!' and totally insane ramblings that Yorkshire is 'God's Country'.
(Above & Below: Yorkshire Tourist Attractions)
"There's only one thing worse than Yorkshire and Therapists ... and that's a Yorkshire Therapist! ..." stated Burt, a volunteer worker for Lancashire Against The Yorkshire Menace. "... or worserer still ... more than one Yorkshire Therapist!" he added.
Yorkshire Officials were unavailable to comment as they were reportedly unable to agree on the spelling or grammar of their reply, despite writing it slowly as none of them could read very fast.
The New PM is expected to release a statement shortly.
(THIS ARTICLE WAS APPROVED & CO-WRITTEN WITH ARTILLERY BLOKE)
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