We are highly experienced in Talking Total Bollocks, as we are primarily comprised of ex-members from HM Armed Forces: The Royal Artillery, The Royal Air Force, The Royal Marines & The Royal Military Police.
We are very proud of HM Forces and although we will poke fun at the various Services (especially the Royal Navy) we would never seriously dishonour them in any way shape or form.
We have also enlisted the help of some of our non-military colleagues as contributors.
We have also enlisted the help of some of our non-military colleagues as contributors.
Here you will find our inane burbling (the stuff that can seem hilarious at 03:00hrs !) as well as coherent arguments and discussions (ish).
There will also be many mad rants and raves at topics which drive us mad with anger !
We will have our own opinion on anything and everything - and here they are - and all subjects will probably be covered eventually, whether it's celebrities, politicians, religion, sexuality, race, The Royal Navy or even The French etc etc. (in no particular order!)
The views expressed here are purely for entertainment value. Anyone trying to make personal gain or threaten slander type issues out of this will be given short thrift.
This site is generally meant to be a laugh.
If you feel offended, you have issues, or you just think this blog is wrong for whatever sad reasons you have - then please contact our Complaints Department:
Telephone 08457 90 90 90 or click here for more info.
Telephone 08457 90 90 90 or click here for more info.
This site is a Politically Correct Free Zone !
It takes a special breed of freak to understand us on our level (no matter how low that can get) and join in.
That said - we do have many sensible conversations as well - and some will be recounted on this blog, especially the ones that we are passionate about or that drive us totally insane(er).
Anyway, Introducing the Talking Total Bollocks Team
We are:
RAF Bloke (ex Royal Air Force)
Artillery Bloke (ex Royal Artillery)
RAF Bloke, along with Artillery Bloke are the founding members of this asylum and the main antagonists.
Obviously Artillery Bloke is insane. RAF Bloke isn't.
Artillery Bloke likes to lick puppies.
RAF Bloke has a female Butler called Bob.
Allegedly.
Marine Boy aka hocusfocusphotos.co.uk (ex Royal Marine)
Marine Boy is the baby of the group, and our own little storm-trooper.
If we need gratuitous violence to be unleashed on anyone or thing - it's Marine Boy who goes in first.
In his own words 'Bollocks to Peacekeeping!'
Bless him.
We also have our legal advisor:
RMP Bloke (ex Royal Miltary Police)
who although he hasn't posted direct yet, is a contributor to the madhouse. RMP Bloke is kept especially busy fending off law suits and libel or slander cases thrown our way.
Marine Boy is his prime choice of weapon for this task, as the pen isn't as mighty as the sword! (just ask Artillery Bloke about that!)
A new addition to the team is:
Mr Tiggles,
who is our mystery guest!
Think of him as our own 'The Stig'.
People (and he) say that he's been there, and he's done it better than anyone else !
We think that's total bollocks! But we'll humour him.
Sue Gow,
is our new resident Head Shrinking Psycho Analytic Psychotic Therapy Wench
People say that she is our most common 'commentator and critic' and hence now part of the team ...
We say she should be on the couch not in front of it !
NB: This is not to be confused with any sexual desires of Arthur or Mr Tiggles!
Sue has one major issue - (well - loads actually - but this is the worstest!) - she is from Yorkshire AND she has gravy on her chips! Freak!
Enough said !
Oh and not forgetting our own personal senile reject:
Arthur.
People say that you should think of him as the local tramp that you throw your rubbish at when walking past him.
We like to throw him out of chairs in the middle of the night for the sake of it, or kidnap and torture him when we're bored.
We also force him into doing the odd voice-over every now and again.
(left to right: allegedly ...
It takes a special breed of freak to understand us on our level (no matter how low that can get) and join in.
That said - we do have many sensible conversations as well - and some will be recounted on this blog, especially the ones that we are passionate about or that drive us totally insane(er).
Anyway, Introducing the Talking Total Bollocks Team
We are:
RAF Bloke (ex Royal Air Force)
Artillery Bloke (ex Royal Artillery)
RAF Bloke, along with Artillery Bloke are the founding members of this asylum and the main antagonists.
Obviously Artillery Bloke is insane. RAF Bloke isn't.
Artillery Bloke likes to lick puppies.
RAF Bloke has a female Butler called Bob.
Allegedly.
Marine Boy aka hocusfocusphotos.co.uk (ex Royal Marine)
Marine Boy is the baby of the group, and our own little storm-trooper.
If we need gratuitous violence to be unleashed on anyone or thing - it's Marine Boy who goes in first.
In his own words 'Bollocks to Peacekeeping!'
Bless him.
We also have our legal advisor:
RMP Bloke (ex Royal Miltary Police)
who although he hasn't posted direct yet, is a contributor to the madhouse. RMP Bloke is kept especially busy fending off law suits and libel or slander cases thrown our way.
Marine Boy is his prime choice of weapon for this task, as the pen isn't as mighty as the sword! (just ask Artillery Bloke about that!)
A new addition to the team is:
Mr Tiggles,
who is our mystery guest!
Think of him as our own 'The Stig'.
People (and he) say that he's been there, and he's done it better than anyone else !
We think that's total bollocks! But we'll humour him.
Sue Gow,
is our new resident Head Shrinking Psycho Analytic Psychotic Therapy Wench
People say that she is our most common 'commentator and critic' and hence now part of the team ...
We say she should be on the couch not in front of it !
NB: This is not to be confused with any sexual desires of Arthur or Mr Tiggles!
Sue has one major issue - (well - loads actually - but this is the worstest!) - she is from Yorkshire AND she has gravy on her chips! Freak!
Enough said !
Oh and not forgetting our own personal senile reject:
Arthur.
People say that you should think of him as the local tramp that you throw your rubbish at when walking past him.
We like to throw him out of chairs in the middle of the night for the sake of it, or kidnap and torture him when we're bored.
We also force him into doing the odd voice-over every now and again.
RAF Bloke, RMP Bloke, Marine Boy, Artillery Bloke & Mr Tiggles)
We All Hope You Enjoy Our Blog.
We All Hope You Enjoy Our Blog.
Copyright TalkingTotalBollocks April 2010
