Proof That Ronaldo Is A Cocksucker !!

I'm a bit worried about Roon's reaction though ... !!

The Most Hated Footballer In The World?

OK, I've though long and hard about this (for a few minutes anyway) ...
and have narrowed it down to my personal most hated top 5 footballers of all time ...

Fifth Place

John Terry ...
he should be ashamed and embarrassed for potentially destroying the harmony in the England dressing room and screwing what slim chances we have of winning this years World Cup, as well as a team mates girlfriend!
Being a Cock is bad
Being a Cock and Screwing your mate's girlfriend is very bad!
Being a Cock and Screwing your mates girlfriend AND possible England's chances of glory is unforgiveable!

Fourth Place

Eric Cantona ...
because he is a True French Arrogant Cock and played for the wankers at Old Trafford.
Being French is bad.
Being French and a Cock is expected - but very fucking bad.
Being French and a Cock AND playing for ManUre is just unfuckingforgiveable ! 

But - that kung-fu kick did make me giggle even though he can shove his seagulls up his arse!
But unbelievably there are worse offenders - so only No 4 for Le Manc Cock-Frog.

Third Place

Diego Maradonna ...
yep this is the cock believe it or not ...

Too much Corned Beef and Cocaine eh fatso?

Why? Duh !!

Being Argentinian is very bad.

Being Argentinian and a Cock is expected - but very very fucking bad.

Being Argentinian and a Cock AND a CHEATING GREASY DAEGO WOP MOTHER-FUCKER  is reason enough for us to invade mainland Argentina, ban all corned beef and add Argentina to the Axis of Evil for all eternity !
Enough said !


Second Place

Cristiano Ronaldo ... 
an uber arrogant cock and an ex-ManUre scumbag of the highest level ! 

Being Portuguese isn't that bad by itself. Look at Mourinho. He's cool

Being Portuguese and an Uber Cock though is fucking bad - very very fucking bad.
Being Portuguese and an Uber Cock ex ManUre Scum though is really fucking bad - very very really fucking bad.

Being Portuguese and an Uber Cock ex ManUre Scum AND a FUCKING CHEAT is a fucking diabolical liberty!!

Being Portuguese and an Uber Cock ex ManUre Scum AND a FUCKING CHEAT THAT KNOCKS ENGLAND OUT OF THE WORLD CUP is an instantly SHOOT ON FUCKING SIGHT FUCKING OFFENCE !!

Ronaldo conspires to get Roon The Loon sent off.
Why didn't Rooney twat him as he was going off anyway? Looks like he was thinking about it!


Maybe Portugal should be added to the Axis of Evil as penance for breeding such a knob?!


THE WINNER

Gary Fucking Neville ... 
The most annoying cock sucking arrogant twat ever seen in a ManUre shirt !! 
That's saying something considering he beats every other annoying cock sucking arrogant twat in a ManUre shirt for this title hands down!

Being an Fucking Arrogant Uber Cock Sucker is bad.

Being an Fucking Arrogant Uber Cock Sucker and a ManUre player is very very very fucking ridiculously astronomically bad.

Being an Fucking Arrogant Uber Cock Sucker and a ManUre player with the worst fucking whining attitude in the whole fucking world is absolutely a capital fucking shoot me now and fucking kill me unfuckingforgivable offence. 

BEING GARY FUCKING NEVILLE IS THE FUCKING ULTIMATE FUCKING SHAME !!!!

I fucking hate him .. a lot ! A very fucking lot !! 
Fucker !!!

(The Wanker Himself on hearing he made Number One on my hate list)

The Winning Fucking Arrogant Uber Cock Sucker consoles the Second placed Uber Arrogant Cock


Discuss :)
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ManUre and An Apology

Due to a recently received Freedom of Information Request, we feel that we have to disclose the following information to The Great Unwashed Public at large.
It is with great shame and embarrassment that Artillery Bloke and myself must admit a terrible secret that we have previously been too ashamed to announce.
I'm not talking about Artillery Bloke's fetish for large sausages, but the fact that ...
Our Aqua Marine Boy is actually a fully paid up Manchester United Supporter. 

This Is What The Rest Of Us Think Of ManUre !

We are devastated at this news and have ordered him into rehab immediately. His crime is so  despicable and offensive that we would happily execute him if it was legal, but we feel you ought to know. (actually we might just do it anyway!)

We apologise unreservedly for his heinous crimes against football, sport and all things decent and offer you the following pictures to offset this disgusting admission.

http://www.antimanu.co.uk/

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