It is with great shame and embarrassment that Artillery Bloke and myself must admit a terrible secret that we have previously been too ashamed to announce.
I'm not talking about Artillery Bloke's fetish for large sausages, but the fact that ...
Our Aqua Marine Boy is actually a fully paid up Manchester United Supporter.
This Is What The Rest Of Us Think Of ManUre !
We are devastated at this news and have ordered him into rehab immediately. His crime is so despicable and offensive that we would happily execute him if it was legal, but we feel you ought to know. (actually we might just do it anyway!)
We apologise unreservedly for his heinous crimes against football, sport and all things decent and offer you the following pictures to offset this disgusting admission.
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never, ever apologise for a Marine. They never apologise for failing to join the navy and putting up with second best. As to my liking for big sausages - who told you??? It was a secret
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