As I see it, all they do is
1 Annoy the crap out of us
2 Fast track all the dregs of Europe (apart from themselves thank Christ) towards the UK via Calais and the Channel Tunnel,
3 Blockade their ports to fuck over our transport and tourism industry,
4 Fuck over our holidays and European air traffic by constantly going on strike causing endless delays and re-routes to flights,
5 Fuck over our farming industry,
6 Love declaring war on us but come screaming for our military help if they get invaded,
7 Fuck up the European Union by demanding they get preferential treatment in subsidies etc,
8 Sell Exocet missiles to Argentina during the Falklands Conflict
9 Fuck up NATO by being kind of in it when it suits them
10 Refuse to fight in Iraq during The Gulf War part 1
11 Made Michel Platini the UEFA President and cheat at football
No wonder their national emblem is a COCK !!
( Click Here For Our Explanation Of 'Cock' )
The Official French Cock (above)
Another French Cock (below)
I can't think of one decent thing that they've done (apart from sink the Rainbow Warrior to be fair)... so why don't we just annihilate the annoying tossers ?!
Discuss! :)
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Frenchism is illegal! Sort yourself out man! You should be ashamed and disgusted with your evil rants. Take yourself outside and beat your bollocks with a large garlic baguette, whilst wearing a stripey jumper and a silly mustache - and when all the french follow you to see what you are doing nuke them, nuke them all, NOW.
ReplyDeleteAha ! I am prepping a nuke as we speak !
ReplyDeleteRMP Bloke wouldn't let me declare 'genocide' on them though - but a few nukes is OK I presume?
Happy Days ! :)
Nukes are ok. Fuel air bombs are good but use the nuke - less frog spawn to clean up after
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