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Ah - you mean Sue ! She's very user friendly so don't worry - but I must warn you she is from Yorkshire and a shrink ! (seriously!) She has a wicked sense of humour - living in Yorkshire and speaking like she does she needs it - so feel free to abuse like what I do :) Just don't call her 'wench'! ;)
Please feel free ... but as warped as you are - remember The Great Unwashed Yorkie One is trained at this shit - we are just experienced lol. Crack on matey :)
lmao Fran. And Welcome ! And I'm sure that being a woman - you can talk bollocks with the best of them lol. Just don't start on about knitting !! I'm just awaiting the firestorm heading my way when Sue reads all this !
hmmmm having read these comments, my theoretical synopsis is that both Breakfast Bloke and Ghostrider have a deep routed fear of all things females and no more so than of the Yorkshire species. I hypothesis this is due to an internal conflict that is going on for you both. It is quite apparent that it goes against the grain to even consider breathing the same air space as these unique individuals…but the phrase ‘thou seem to protest too much’ confirms my theory regarding your inner turmoil!! May I suggest you both book a set number of therapeutic sessions to work through these irrational thought processes.
Breakfast Bloke – We shall also take a look at your obvious infatuation with your sexual references to small animals.
Ghostrider – Your habitual reference to ‘bollocks’ also causes me great concern! An area that we can possibly explore also!!!
ha ha you'd be surprised the things that I can get up to with a knitting needle...... or is that bollocks? Or for them...... ho hum will need a guinea pig ooops small animal..
Are you sure you wont come with me to the MOBO's - Tim Westward always does and he's a cool bloke innit
Bollocks...tripe....these are all edible delicacies. Veeeeery nice with vinegar or so they tell me!!
ahem, sorry, I was losing myself for a moment! I digress....but hang a moment do I??? hmmmm after analysing your last comments Ghostrider and your avid interest of Bollocks, I am unduly worried and concerned....for your colleagues.
Please Ghostrider I urge you to make the necessary appointment as a matter of urgency. Breakfast Bloke...ruuuuuun for the hills!!!
Sue, I will run for the hills when I want to and not before. My likes being stroked and would iss it when I've gone. Anyway, hills are for sheep and royal marines......
errmmm I'm not quite sure to what you were referring to in your last statement Breakfastbloke. Where you implying you liked your bollocks being stroked by Ghostrider?
WTF ?!?! I think you're seriously losing the plot here Sue !! Admittedly I don't think BB got your little joke re running to the hills - (he's a bit slow being ex-Artillery) but don't even think about implying anything else Wench - or we shall have some serious words !!! lol
Tis I, the good looking one - I don't think I got the joke either - I was emphasising that I would only run to the hills if he did try and stroke me in a catholic priest type way. Howver, I do try to avoid hills because thats where Royal Marines and sheep reside. The post was submitted at a stupid time when the brain doesn't function very well. If anyone does no what I meant please feel free to tell me cos I haven't got a clue!!
Ah - the survival technique straight from the Chris Ryan SAS Handbook ... "never venture into the hills wearing a woolly cardigan in case an Adult Sea Cadet should point his 'weapon' at you in a suggestive fashion." Very good advise Oh Deaf One.
As to your fantasies about being stroked by a Catholic Priest ... I think Sue may need to get you to lay on her couch and discuss this !!
Ah - you mean Sue !
ReplyDeleteShe's very user friendly so don't worry - but I must warn you she is from Yorkshire and a shrink ! (seriously!)
She has a wicked sense of humour - living in Yorkshire and speaking like she does she needs it - so feel free to abuse like what I do :)
Just don't call her 'wench'! ;)
I promise - I will call her everything else (pudding, whippet rapist, pigeon pervert etc etc) but NEVER wench......Can I mess with her head????
ReplyDeletePlease feel free ... but as warped as you are - remember The Great Unwashed Yorkie One is trained at this shit - we are just experienced lol.
ReplyDeleteCrack on matey :)
and there was me thinking you were talking about me being a woman and all...... not known to talk bollocks but am happy to for guest blog right :-P
ReplyDeletelmao Fran.
ReplyDeleteAnd Welcome ! And I'm sure that being a woman - you can talk bollocks with the best of them lol.
Just don't start on about knitting !!
I'm just awaiting the firestorm heading my way when Sue reads all this !
hmmmm having read these comments, my theoretical synopsis is that both Breakfast Bloke and Ghostrider have a deep routed fear of all things females and no more so than of the Yorkshire species. I hypothesis this is due to an internal conflict that is going on for you both. It is quite apparent that it goes against the grain to even consider breathing the same air space as these unique individuals…but the phrase ‘thou seem to protest too much’ confirms my theory regarding your inner turmoil!! May I suggest you both book a set number of therapeutic sessions to work through these irrational thought processes.
ReplyDeleteBreakfast Bloke – We shall also take a look at your obvious infatuation with your sexual references to small animals.
Ghostrider – Your habitual reference to ‘bollocks’ also causes me great concern! An area that we can possibly explore also!!!
LMAO !
ReplyDeleteSue - my reference to Bollocks are normally associated with the kind of tripe that originates from the Dark Side of The Pennines !!
As to Breakfast's infaturation with small rodents - tis true ! But he was acquitted by the judge to be fair.
I do worry about the hedgehogs just outside the Ops Room Fire Exit though ... !!
Oh and welcome by the way :)
ReplyDeleteWench ! lol
ha ha you'd be surprised the things that I can get up to with a knitting needle...... or is that bollocks? Or for them...... ho hum will need a guinea pig ooops small animal..
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you wont come with me to the MOBO's - Tim Westward always does and he's a cool bloke innit
aaaahhhhh Neeellll Gwwwwyyyyn!!!
ReplyDeleteBollocks...tripe....these are all edible delicacies. Veeeeery nice with vinegar or so they tell me!!
ahem, sorry, I was losing myself for a moment! I digress....but hang a moment do I??? hmmmm after analysing your last comments Ghostrider and your avid interest of Bollocks, I am unduly worried and concerned....for your colleagues.
Please Ghostrider I urge you to make the necessary appointment as a matter of urgency. Breakfast Bloke...ruuuuuun for the hills!!!
Sue, I will run for the hills when I want to and not before. My likes being stroked and would iss it when I've gone. Anyway, hills are for sheep and royal marines......
ReplyDeleteerrmmm I'm not quite sure to what you were referring to in your last statement Breakfastbloke.
ReplyDeleteWhere you implying you liked your bollocks being stroked by Ghostrider?
WTF ?!?! I think you're seriously losing the plot here Sue !!
ReplyDeleteAdmittedly I don't think BB got your little joke re running to the hills - (he's a bit slow being ex-Artillery) but don't even think about implying anything else Wench - or we shall have some serious words !!! lol
Tis I, the good looking one - I don't think I got the joke either - I was emphasising that I would only run to the hills if he did try and stroke me in a catholic priest type way. Howver, I do try to avoid hills because thats where Royal Marines and sheep reside. The post was submitted at a stupid time when the brain doesn't function very well. If anyone does no what I meant please feel free to tell me cos I haven't got a clue!!
ReplyDeleteAh - the survival technique straight from the Chris Ryan SAS Handbook ... "never venture into the hills wearing a woolly cardigan in case an Adult Sea Cadet should point his 'weapon' at you in a suggestive fashion."
ReplyDeleteVery good advise Oh Deaf One.
As to your fantasies about being stroked by a Catholic Priest ... I think Sue may need to get you to lay on her couch and discuss this !!