Around 05:00 this morning, RMP Bloke was telling me about a recent episode of 'Deadliest Catch' that he'd viewed recently.
Apparently one of the boats sunk in the Bearings Sea! I enquired why it sunk and RMP bloke was unsure as to the exact cause.
I offered the probable explanation that it may have been Godzilla who fouled their fishing nets and dragged the boat down below the surface.
RMP bloke wasn't happy about this and scoffed at my suggestion because Godzilla was last filmed in the North Atlantic whilst going on maternity leave in Manhatten.
I explained that he'd obviously been enroute the North Atlantic (after taking the scenic route from the Pacific) and having seen the film (which was obviously true as the cameras happened to catch Godzilla performing a similar stunt) was adamant that this was in fact the true cause !
RMP bloke, as all RMP's are, appears to be stuck in his won world. But you are wrong in this case. It wasn't Godzilla, it was a giant, land based flying goldfish called Derek. I know, he told me
ReplyDeleteNow you're just being silly !
ReplyDeleteDerek lives in the English Channel (and only eats French boats 'cos they stink of garlick and onions !) which is nowhere near the Pacific, Berings Sea OR the North Atlantic ... unless he was heading west to visit Godzillas babies?!
He was visiting Diane, the delicious looking dolphin from denmark who was doing her club 18 - 30 rep job in the area. So there.
ReplyDeleteHey hang on a sec ... Diane was with Nessie at a fish and chippy near Inverness that weekend !
ReplyDeleteAnd you think she's delicious ?! You need your eyes testing mate ... it's Erica that's the looker - Diane is a moose ! (well, actually she is still technically a dolphin - but you get the gist !!)