And my favourite subject of conversation so far this evening is about an Ex Bootneck who has no trouble easing his bowels as long as he removes the tampon first. After much discussion he admits it was because of too much anal sex.
Discuss.
Question:
1. Why? O Why?
2. Is this the proof we need - the Royal Marines are really sailors without boats?????
Just for the record - we are all ex-forces ourselves so for any 'civvy' readers ... the inter-service rivalry is immense - but we all have one thing in common and that is a deep and undying respect for all members of the HM Armed Forces - even the ones in the Royal Navy ! ;)
ReplyDeletethat is to say we welcome people with a non military background - we promise we won't pick on you. As long as you understand YOU WILL disagree with a lot that is said, you may find individual views are controversial but WE RESPECT that, and that is what makes this a fun place to be - like Alton Towers, or in the bush outside the RAF blokes house, watching his Spitfire impressions whilst he is wearing his mother in laws curlers and being chased by his butler asking him ot put his clothes on - whilst in the front garden
ReplyDeleteWe do accept anyone as Artillery Bloke has said - but if you are French, a ManUre fan or worse still in the Navy - then may God have mercy on your soul - 'cos we sure as shit won't !! :)
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