The latest masses of applicants for the highly sought after positions of RAF Bloke's Butlers pose for a photo outside of RAF Bloke's country retreat.
Auditions are taking place over the next few months in which all the female applicants will be regularly and vigorously tested for their skills and adaptability, in what is regarded as an extremely fluid and dynamic post.
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Do you really think you should be looking at pics like this when it's late at night, your all alone and feeling lonely :p
ReplyDeleteLogically you are perhaps - for once - correct Oh Head Shrinking One.
ReplyDeleteBut - in my defence - my PA decided that she (centre row, 14th from the left) wished to publish the PR Photo above to celebrate the vast amount of applicants!
Besides, the interviews will be very demanding - but probably quick - so I need to stay as rested as possible and conserve my vast amounts of energy for the many varied tasks ahead! ;)
aaah enough said about the 'quick' interviews you will be 'performing'! Your secret is safe with me RAFB ;o)
ReplyDeleteThey are all from Thailand, formerly known as the Taiwanese Mail Voice Choir!
ReplyDeleteWhat a dreamer
Hey hang on a sec AB ... the Taiwanese "Mail Voice Choir" was last seen coming out of your house recently !
ReplyDeleteThe reason I know this is because Marine Boy was doing his bush impersonations (and I don't mean George) on your lawn, and was quite shocked at what he saw !!
Don't try and deflect your perversions on me you sicko !!
"You should be ashamed and embarrassed !!!"
The Choir needed someone to talk to - who understood the embarressment that you inflict on them. I understand, I have to ensure your ludicrous propositions every time we work together - so I have told Jeremy Kyle and he is going to get you.
ReplyDeleteAs to Marine Boy acting like a bush on my front lawn - I am amazed, he must be good because I don't have, nor ever have anything resembling a bush on my lawn.
Stop trying to deflect the truth - Jeremy Kyle will sort you out
Jeremy Kyle ?! OMG !! That idiot should have been gassed at birth !!
ReplyDeleteThe fact that you acknowledge his very existance and have contacted him is a source of extreme concern !
Hang your head in shame my Blank Firing friend !