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I'm not implying anything my man-boobed goat-fucking friend :)
I shall leave The Rapist to professionally head-fuck you and see if you are 'man enough' to admit your sluttish behaviour to the poor little furry critters in person ... and not by text as you did last time.
Just because you were acquitted doesn't mean it was right !
Remember ... little furry animals, ostriches or goats aren't just for a one-night stand - they are for life
And as for your first statement Mr G...I was nearly sick!!!!! But there again we wouldn't have expected anything other from some one who hasn't changed his bedding for the last month lol
Have you just slept in each of the four corners of the bed on a weekly rota basis ;o) ??
No sue, he wears YOUR thong on his head on a Wednesday, with Marine Boy's stockings on each arm and RMP Bloke chasing him wearing nothing but a smile and a melon on his head
hmmm just goes to show how he can look at you with his puppy dog eyes and you believe him BB!
I don't wear thongs for heavens sake! I wear thigh and butt cinchers...but please keep this a secret between you and me and I'll buy you a new puppy ;o)
He didn't want to reveal it was really Marine boys...but probably his butlers if the truth came out. He gets that poor man to do so many awful things. If he did have puppy eye's he would have wet hair (sorry head cos he hasn't got any of that left). The eyes......
Stop!!! Puppy's mmmmmmm.
No, those nasty men in the RSPCA will come and get me again.
Does this mean that impotence can cause knob cheese as well?
ReplyDeleteNo, being affectionate with swiss people, goats and cheddar causes that. Oh and not washing it properly - grot bag
ReplyDeleteAh ... so you've finally given abusing small furry animals, puppies, and ostriches (freak) ... but are now moving onto (or into) goats ?!
ReplyDeleteYou need to see Sue the rapist mate !! I mean, therapist !
Is one trying to imply that I shag goats?
ReplyDeleteIf so please do not tell the puppy, hamster, guinea pig and bugs the bunny - they get sooooo jealous
I'm not implying anything my man-boobed goat-fucking friend :)
ReplyDeleteI shall leave The Rapist to professionally head-fuck you and see if you are 'man enough' to admit your sluttish behaviour to the poor little furry critters in person ... and not by text as you did last time.
Just because you were acquitted doesn't mean it was right !
Remember ... little furry animals, ostriches or goats aren't just for a one-night stand - they are for life
My hypothese is that BB is beyond redemption!!
ReplyDeleteAnd as for your first statement Mr G...I was nearly sick!!!!! But there again we wouldn't have expected anything other from some one who hasn't changed his bedding for the last month lol
Have you just slept in each of the four corners of the bed on a weekly rota basis ;o) ??
re the bedding - it's like underwear ... you can turn them inside out and upside down to increase the wear/usage and find the clean bits.
ReplyDeleteMy bit for the eco system of the planet and save on washing powder, CO2 emissions etc etc ;)
No doubt you wear your thong 3 times also ;o)
ReplyDeleteNo sue, he wears YOUR thong on his head on a Wednesday, with Marine Boy's stockings on each arm and RMP Bloke chasing him wearing nothing but a smile and a melon on his head
ReplyDeleteWhere the fuck did the melon come from ?!
ReplyDeleteSorry, he did ask me not to reveal his liking for wearing stupid, ridiculous things on his head, whilst running around with handcuffs in his pocket
ReplyDeleteNo denial then.....
ReplyDeletelmao
ReplyDeleteIs that what he told you..it was MY thong???
hmmm just goes to show how he can look at you with his puppy dog eyes and you believe him BB!
I don't wear thongs for heavens sake! I wear thigh and butt cinchers...but please keep this a secret between you and me and I'll buy you a new puppy ;o)
He didn't want to reveal it was really Marine boys...but probably his butlers if the truth came out. He gets that poor man to do so many awful things. If he did have puppy eye's he would have wet hair (sorry head cos he hasn't got any of that left). The eyes......
ReplyDeleteStop!!! Puppy's mmmmmmm.
No, those nasty men in the RSPCA will come and get me again.
P.S. What are butt cinchers???