When the Good Lord, amen, invented this blog, he also invented something called a 'visitor'. Now, and please tell me if I am wrong, but I believe that these mythical beings are from the planet Zzxqufgrt (2nd left after Mars and about 20 minutes further on, on the right hand side past Pluto) and do not have the ability to communicate via a keyboard.
Having travelled all this way on the number 23 Shuttle, logically the 'visitor' would have something to say to the people he/she/it/navy person* has come to visit.
The point I'm making is this, visitor's SAY SOMETHING!!! We promise we won't hurt
*if you are not a navy type person I apologise, if you are then fuck off
Hey hang on a sec ... The Planet Zzxqufgrt ? Is that the one just past the Dog & Duck after the roadworks on the left? I thought that Planet was closed for the bank holiday ?!
ReplyDeleteAlso, the Number 23 has been re-routed due to an interstellar space traffic strike (organised by the militant Frog Spawn on Planet Garlic I believe.
But 330 ish (as I type) visitors already ?!?! Maybe it's because when I started this blog I copied the Labour Party version of tracking all visitors and making sure that we knew where they were and how long they've been here etc etc etc. Maybe that explains why they're now lost in the ether somewhere !!
:)