In no particular order ...
France ... For shitloads ... e.g. for pigeons, for Michel Platini, for Jacques Delors, for arrogance, for smelling, for Dijon mustard, for striking all the time and for breathing in general ! Need I go on?
"Va te faire foutre France!" :)
Argentina ... they can shove The Malvinas and their corned beef up their arses ! The Falklands are ours ! Ram it you Greasy Daego Wops !
Yorkshire ... For abuse of Gravy, Whippets and speaking in stupid accents
Scousers ... For skiving and speaking stupid!
Wales ... For abuse of sheep and spawning Ryan Giggs !
Iceland ... Thanks for stealing our money, for the cod wars and now that fucking volcano!
Disclaimer:
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I must say that I do agree with all of the above bar 2!! Now you have to try and guess which 2. Not only that..you have to say why you think it is the one/s you have chosen.
ReplyDeleteFor each incorrect answer...you will be without Bob for a week and he's mine!
Wales and scousers???
ReplyDeleteWales because Yorkshire people understand the alternative use for sheep and scousers because you don't want them coming to Yorkshire to nick your gravy...
Ahhhh, Gravy - Northern Gold
Wales ...'cos being from Yorkshire you have an 'affection' for sheep as well
ReplyDeleteScousers ... cos Yorkies are a bunch of thieving gyppos as well !
Hmmm ... Bisto lol
ps Oh and Bob is staying with me ... what would you do with HER anyway ?!
ReplyDeleteWrong, wrong and wrong haha I do however like the hypothesis from you both regarding the welsh and scousers. Very much on the same lines as my own theories.
ReplyDeleteRAFB, don't you have a brain of your own by the way or what? You just copied AB! Is that how you passed your entrance exam for the RAF - cheating ;o) Or don't they set an intelligence and apptitude test for the RAF and just take all the dysfunctionals of society; primarily southerners from Eastbourne.
And as far as 'Bob' goes hmmmm I'm wondering if the sheman is yet another figment of your imagination, or maybe even purchased from the same shop as the cutesy little sheep in the pic here ;o)
Oh dear God !
ReplyDeleteWe both posted around the same time re the Trogs and Scousers ... so no cheating was done ... and to be fair it was a no-brainer anyway!
... a bit like Yorkies!
All big words are banned!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy head hurts when I see them.
Wench - I think that you'll find all the dysfunctionals (AB - that means 'freaks' mate) of society are actually based in Yorkshire !
ReplyDeleteHence the declaration of war ! (AB - that means when we told 'em we'd officially and legally kick their butts!)
Talking of which ... I only realised the other night that RMP Bloke is not happy with said declaration ... as he is actually from the 'Dark Side' as well ! Help !