OK - firstly Artillery Bloke has asked me to emphasise that this picture is not of him ... allegedly.
But - the subject of Moobs have reared their ugly head by one of our twisted readers (Sue!) ...
The obvious question regarding Moobs is ... why ?!
As I see it if you are the proud owner of Moobs then firstly ...
you should be ashamed and embarrassed (as is Artillery Bloke) and secondly ...
you should do something about it - and to be fair (something not often done on this blog) Artillery Bloke is doing just that ... although the puppy population of the UK is now probably heaving a sigh of relief that he has something else to concentrate on !
So ... back to Moobs ... why oh why oh why !
Men with Moobs ... Sort yourselves out !!!!! It's not big and it's not clever !!! (well - technically I suppose they 'are' actually 'big' ... but they sure as fuck ain't clever !!)
Discuss !
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This is not a site for sexual deviants - my Moobs are involuntary, I did not want them (though if they keep growing at this rate I may never get out of bed again....) and am doing everything to get rid of them.
ReplyDeleteThank you
er - does keeping the local takeaway joints in business when we're working nights count as "doing everything to get rid of them" ?! lmao
ReplyDeleteI like the way you blame me Ghostrider for bringing up the subject of Moobs!! Oh so typical of you...aaaaalways some one's fault!
ReplyDeleteI will say however, the first pic you had up here last night was far better, I nearly died laughing! lmao.
Two things that are oh so wrong on a man;
Man boobs and the seat of their pants flapping away merrily behind them. Both sooo unattractive! I suggest any man out there that is inflicted with both of these eyes sores has liposuction from their breasts to their derriere! I however, need the reverse op lol
Damn! Sue, are those operations expensive???
ReplyDeleteI believe the expanse itself is based on the size of the job required - so in your case - very!
ReplyDeleteMind you, if you call yourself Mohammed you will probably be entitled to it for free.
hmmm It is a little BB - £356.73 plus VAT per op!!! I'm actually doing mine in stages. 2 down and 2 to go ;o) wooooop wooooop baywatch here I come :D
ReplyDeleteMaybe we can do lunch sometime and I'll fill you in on the procedure. Just chips and gravy for me...no pie, I'm watching me figure ;o)
So Sue, you have moobs as well?? They must be big is that why you taking your time with the reduction??
ReplyDeleteYes, lunch would be fine - it would have to be a classy up market establishment - one that serves wine in a glass, food on the plate and doesn't PUT GRAVY ON MY CHIPS......