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Friday, 21 May 2010

Arthur - SitRep

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We have heard rumours that Arthur has been attempting to arrange a rescue for himself.

Apparently, he has somehow managed to get hold of a portable telephonic device, and has been trying to enlist the help of The Stig, Jezza & and the rest of the Top Gear team to assist in his escape and quest for freedom.

Arthur is a known technically incompetent senile buffoon - so he'll probably end up contacting some alien lifeform or someone out in space as opposed to the BBC !!

However, we have beefed up our security pending his Kangaroo Court appearance, and have planted sophisticated listening devices in his cell to try and eavesdrop on any such messages.

Obviously the simple answer would be to go in and search him - but after what that bomb did to his arse - trust us - there's no way in hell that we're going in there ! NBC suits only provide so much protection !!

We will keep you posted.


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8 comments:

  1. Anonymous22 May 2010 at 19:44

    Rest assured Mr RAF type person, noone has contacted Top Gear regarding this Arthur tramp. Please leave him his telephone thing because he is quite funny - even though you blew up his bum

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  2. RAF Bloke22 May 2010 at 20:24

    'Twas not me that left his arse in tatters ... it was you !!! ... and just so there's not any doubt - I'm referring to the explosive device that you connected to a sprout - and using a mechanical robot type thing ... "inserted it" (the sprout) up his arse.

    But I digress ... the monitoring equipment shall be left in place Oh Allegedly Big Barrelled One.

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  3. Anonymous22 May 2010 at 20:25

    Exploding sprout? Calls for help? Next time it will be a marrow!!!

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  4. Anonymous2 June 2010 at 02:26

    I like this new annonymous - he's funny. But why did you blow up his bum RAFB?

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  5. RAF Bloke2 June 2010 at 11:25

    I just realised that the comment was from 'anonymous'... initially I thought it was you ! doh!
    That'll teach me to not to read the post properly before responding!

    So refer my initial 'reply' to yourself AB !

    Apologies to anon for the confusion!

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  6. RAF Bloke2 June 2010 at 11:27

    Actually - talking about Arthur ...

    AB - have you been to see him recently and taken him any food or water? I haven't !

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  7. Anonymous2 June 2010 at 21:37

    He is ok, watered and fed. He is still recovering after you blew up his bum though.....

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  8. RAF Bloke3 June 2010 at 10:43

    That answers that question, ta.

    And it was YOU, being our resident explosives expert, that came up with and inserted the rigged sprout!

    All I did was detonate it!

    Haven't had that much fun since playing pooh sticks with floaters in Bradford! (sorry!)

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