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yikes!!!! I don't know if this is worse than the real mccoy RAFB as AB would have to suck on these to extract their contents!!! Think AB should stick to licking the fluffy furry kind.
Not me - I believe, in the deep dark recesses of t'internet that "Puppy Sucking" was started in the Victorian times in a small, south coast seaside town which has a beach practically under a cliff. Old folk still go there these days to die.....I believe the RAF use it as a retirement home. A rumour started that sucking puppies prolonged life by as much as 3 days, so the old, ammonia smelling people of this seaside town have adopted this tradition.
RAFB it's wrong. Don't do it anymore - it doesn't work.
P.S. Your special waterproof underwear needs changing
It needs changing already?! But I changed it last year (well, turned them inside out anyway!)
Is there not something more comfortable that I can wear? These are starting to chafe a bit !
With regards to the deep recesses - something you are WAY too familiar with for my liking - I think you'll find that the origins of puppy sucking actually began whilst you were on the couch!
Perhaps it was subliminal messages in your head 'implanted' by our resident head shrink !
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yikes!!!! I don't know if this is worse than the real mccoy RAFB as AB would have to suck on these to extract their contents!!! Think AB should stick to licking the fluffy furry kind.
ReplyDeleteUgh !! AB kids on that he's an ex-smoker ... but I found these on his desk last night ...
ReplyDeletePuppy sucking ?! Now that's seriously wrong !! lol
Explain that one Mr AB !!
Not me - I believe, in the deep dark recesses of t'internet that "Puppy Sucking" was started in the Victorian times in a small, south coast seaside town which has a beach practically under a cliff. Old folk still go there these days to die.....I believe the RAF use it as a retirement home. A rumour started that sucking puppies prolonged life by as much as 3 days, so the old, ammonia smelling people of this seaside town have adopted this tradition.
ReplyDeleteRAFB it's wrong. Don't do it anymore - it doesn't work.
P.S. Your special waterproof underwear needs changing
It needs changing already?! But I changed it last year (well, turned them inside out anyway!)
ReplyDeleteIs there not something more comfortable that I can wear? These are starting to chafe a bit !
With regards to the deep recesses - something you are WAY too familiar with for my liking - I think you'll find that the origins of puppy sucking actually began whilst you were on the couch!
Perhaps it was subliminal messages in your head 'implanted' by our resident head shrink !
Yikes !!