Belgium & The Burka

Bloody Hell !!

I never thought I'd say this in a million years - but for a country that only ever had one good thing going for it in Stella Artois (well, two if you include the exit routes) ...

... Belgium has just voted for an absolute blinder !
(From the BBC website) "Belgium's lower house of parliament has voted for a law that would ban women from wearing the full Islamic face veil in public.

The law would ban any clothing that obscures the identity of the wearer in places like parks and on the street. No-one voted against it.

The law now goes to the Senate, where it may face challenges over its wording, which may delay it.

If passed, the ban would be the first move of its kind in Europe."

("Are there any women here ?!")

These garments are dangerous for the following reasons:

1 When driving, because you lose all peripheral vision, 

2 You may lose an eye wearing one because someone with colour blindness may try and stick a letter through the gap.

3 You stand a good chance of being shot as a fucking terrorist, seeing as these are the garment of choice for would be suicide bombers.

So - Well done Belgium for finding some Bollocks at last !

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UK Election 2010

OK so there is only a few days to go now. Who is winning the race for your Vote?
For what it's worth ... here's my analysis on the main 4 parties:

Labour - They've had 13 years to get it right. The UK debt in 1997 was approx £6B ... it's now over £160B. The Chancellor of The Exchequer for ten of those years was Gordon Brown, who has been PM for the last three. He was lauded as the best economist in the UK etc etc ... yet during his watch we have had all sorts of global and natinal financial and economic disasters.

He is also a blatant two-faced liar - take his 'on oath' answers to the Iraq Enquiry about the Defence Budgets and the Rochdale incident with Gillian Duffy this week as just two examples. And how well were our troops initially equipped for Iraq & Afghanistan? Where was the planning for rebuilding Iraq?
Verdict: Time for change ... Get rid!

Conservative - Cameron talks a good game, but hasn't convinced me at all. Still too politically correct for my liking and not willing to say it as it is.

Defence comes across well, but I'm not sure if the rest of the policies stand up to close scrutiny. Immigration is way too liberal in my view. Still seems to be the party for the rich. Bring back Maggie!
Verdict: I've always voted Conservative before - but not this time


Lib Dems - Clegg has the most presence (in the TV Debates) and comes across as more convincing on a personality basis but his policies on Defence & Immigration in particular would be a disaster.

Does he really think getting rid of the RAF Typhoon programme is viable, that a nuclear equipped Iran & North Korea would disarm if we binned Trident and that they wouldn't be a major threat? What about China & the resurgent Russia?

(picture: RAF Typhoons intercepting Russian bombers in UK Airspace in 2010)
And as for allowing illegal immigrants here to become 'legal' ... ?! Cuckoo !
Verdict: Well meaning but ultimately extremely dangerous

UK Independence Party
Might sound biased here but I can't fault their policies at all !

Education, Health, Europe, Defence & Immigration all get my vote !
Read them for yourself
No way will they form the next government, but a few seats will allow them to sanitise some of the insanity from the main three parties
Verdict: X marks the spot!


Others
The BNP couldn't run a bath, let alone a country, and The Green Party are only strong on the environment (and will cripple you financially as a motorist).
Apologies to Scottish & Welsh readers, but I don't know enough about the SNP or Plaid Cymru to comment.
And as for Sinn Fein ? Hmm ... I reckon you can guesss my thoughts on them !


Undecided?
Here is a handy all party policy comparison page from the BBC.

Cast Your Vote in our unofficial poll on the left hand side of our front page.

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ABSENCE APOLOGY FROM BREAKFAST BLOKE

I am sorry for my absence and lack of comments yesterday - I had to pay an unexpected visit to a local hospital. Let me explain, I was watching Sky News and was laughing so much my sides split open, fell off the sofa, landed on the pet hippo but squashed the fish (I had let them out of the pond for good behavior). My sides are now healed but I have been advised to cease watching television that involves a stupid, scottish, one eyed, 2 faced, lying jock communist.

Brown Apologises In Person !

OMG! Watch the sly insincere smarmy twat in the link below !

Brown Apologises In Person

WHAT A CREEP !!!

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The Top 50 Election Quotes So Far (The Times, April 27th)

Click Here To Read Them. Enjoy.




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Gordon Brown Shows His True Colours !!

Priceless !!! So much for decency and meeting the people !

Brown is caught on micophone calling an elderly female Labour supporter a 'bigot'.

big·ot

   [big-uht] 

–noun

a person who is utterly intolerant of any differing creed, belief, or opinion.

Click Here To See The Woman's Chat With Brown

Click Here To Listen To His Comments

Click Here To Hear Her Reaction

Click Here To Listen To His Pathetic Response

Click Here To Read Analysis On This Incident

Start looking for another job Gordy !





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The Fucking French !

What the fuck have the French ever done for us?

As I see it, all they do is

1 Annoy the crap out of us
2 Fast track all the dregs of Europe (apart from themselves thank Christ) towards the UK via Calais and the Channel Tunnel,
3 Blockade their ports to fuck over our transport and tourism industry,
4 Fuck over our holidays and European air traffic by constantly going on strike causing endless delays and re-routes to flights,
5 Fuck over our farming industry,
6 Love declaring war on us but come screaming for our military help if they get invaded,
7 Fuck up the European Union by demanding they get preferential treatment in subsidies etc,
8 Sell Exocet missiles to Argentina during the Falklands Conflict
9 Fuck up NATO by being kind of in it when it suits them
10 Refuse to fight in Iraq during The Gulf War part 1
11 Made Michel Platini the UEFA President and cheat at football

No wonder their national emblem is a COCK !!
( Click Here For Our Explanation Of 'Cock' )

The Official French Cock (above)
Another French Cock (below)














I can't think of one decent thing that they've done (apart from sink the Rainbow Warrior to be fair)... so why don't we just annihilate the annoying tossers ?!

Discuss! :)

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INVITATION

This is an open invitation to all our Members of Parliament (I nearly put 'MP' but then RMP bolke might of misread and invited all his friends....... NOOOOOO) to join our blog.

The invitation is for one simple reason, YOU ALL TALK F*****G BOLLOCKS ANYWAY.

STRANGERS

Oi, you lot.

Listen, its important.

There's someone following us.

Don't look - we don't know what she'll do..........she might say something or even worse type something on this ere blog!!!

Our Election Manifesto pt 3 ... Domestic & Environmental Policies

1. All Catholic Priests must sign the sex register upon Ordination and will be banned from keeping small boys under their beds or in their closets.


2. All tree huggers will be treated as perverts and be prosecuted under the 2008 Tree Preservation Order.


3. The wearing of Burkas or other letter-box fancy dress gear will be outlawed immediately. Anyone caught wearing them will be subject to the penalties under Article 1 of our Immigration & Employment policy.  


4. Anyone found trying to implement Sharia Law in the UK will be subject to the penalties under Article 1 of our Immigration & Employment policy.


5. A light curfew will be implemented at 22:00hrs daily in order to save on CO2 emmisions, light polution and help save moths and insects from incineration (ie "going into the light"). 


6. Anyone under the age of 21 found on the streets after 22:00hrs is liable to be arrested or shot.


7. PCSOs will be disbanded and replaced by real policemen and women, equipped with Night Vision Goggles and HK MP5s. (to assist in the upkeep of Article 6)


8. To help protect the youth of the future, all Catholic schools will be burnt down.


9. Capital Punishment will be reinstated immediately for bankers, rapists, paedophiles, bent lawyers, and murderers in the form of Public Burnings At The Stake. These Burnings will take place on Friday evenings at 20:00 and will be known as The BBQ Hour. (see Article 27)


10.  UK Territorial Waters will be doubled to 24nm and exclusive fishing rights will be granted to UK fishing vessels only.


11. Highways Agency Traffic Officers, VOSA, Traffic Wardens & St John's Ambulance will be disbanded and it's members forced into real employment.


12. All teaching staff are to be allowed to use maximum force against unruly pupils where warranted. Dumbbells and HK MP5s will be standard classroom issue to staff.


13. UK Military Rules of Engagement currently require a warning to be issued before opening fire. Currently it states that the warning 'Army/RAF/Marines etc - Stop Or I Fire' should be shouted twice. This will be changed to one shout of 'Freeze Bitch Or Else!'. 


14. Minimum driving and drinking age limits will be raised to over 25's only


15. All foreign vehicles must pay UK road tax for using UK roads.


16. All Sunday drivers and OAPs will be banned from driving to assist CO2 emissions.


17. Ryanair & Air France will be banned from UK airports and airways to reduce CO2 emissions and ugly people.


18. Country Singers will be banned and subject to the penalties under Article 1 of our Immigration & Employment policy. (except Miley Cyrus and Shania Twain).


19. In order to have a truly equal society, the MOBOs and Association of Black Police Officers etc will be banned.


20. A new post of UK President will be created in which Jeremy Clarkson will be Knighted and given the role.


21. All Daytime TV, Soap Dramas, crap TV ads, RomComs, GMTV, MUTV, Strictly Come Dancing, Dancing On Ice & Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber programmes will be banned immediately.


22. Anyone preaching or trying to implement Political Correctness will be subject to the penalties under Article 1 of our Immigration & Employment policy.


23. The Human Rights Act 1998 will be revoked immediately, along with all associated agencies.


24. National Lottery Funding will only be given to viable British projects.


25. All Charity monies raised can only be donated to British Causes.


26. The National Anthem will be replaced with Rule Britannia (Royal Navy personnel are banned from dancing along to this though. See Article 8 of the Foreign & Defence Policy). 


27. Solid Fuels will be reduced and Renewable Fuels for homes & businesses will become mandatory by 2015. The bodies of OAPs and those incinerated under Article 9, will be recycled into Renewable Fuel to assist in this process.


28. All Mobility Scooters will be permanently banned from public areas.


29. All ugly & smelly people will be sent to live in France where they will go unnoticed.


30. All Ginger people will be sent back to Scotland.

Our Election Manifesto pt 2 ... Foreign & Defence Policies

1 The ancient rule of Prima Nocta will be immediately reintroduced in Scotland.

2 Irn Bru & Deep Fried Mars Bars in Scotland will be classified as Class A drugs and banned immediately.

3 All Welsh Nationals will be required to rescind their crimes against sheep and be forced to adopt St George as their Patron Saint.

4 If no significant improvement in the French attitude towards Britain is obvious within six months, a State of War will be declared on the garlic smelling snail eating arrogant cocks.

5 The US will be required to include France, Belgium, Germany, Iceland & Argentina on the Axis of Evil list.

6 Full military and economic aid will be accorded to the State of Israel.

7 French & Spanish fishing vessels will be sunk on sight within British Territorial Waters (again creating meaningful employment for The Royal Navy).

8 Royal Navy male personnel will be banned from dancing with each other and wearing women's clothing when off duty.

9 Iceland will be forced to plug all Volcanoes and pay back every penny owed to the UK by their inept banking structure.

10 The UK first strike policy of nuclear warheads will be permissible against all countries on the Axis of Evil, especially France. France itself and it's colonies will be legal territory for the testing of UK nuclear weapons.

11 The 1997 Transfer of Sovereignty for Hong Kong to China will be revoked. China will be required to hand over Hong Kong Territories immediately to the UK. Failure to comply will result in the immediate takeover of all UK based Chinese Restaurants and repatriation of Chinese Nationals under Article 1 of our Immigration & Employment policy.

12 The US & all EU Nations will be required to implement a total ban on all Corned Beef imports from Argentina, thus crippling the Argentinian economy and reducing their ability to invade British territories ever again.

13 All monies saved from Article 1 of our Immigration & Employment policy will be added to the Defence Budget.

14 All foreign economic and development aid to third world nations will cease immediately and the monies saved will be used in the UK (but not Wales).

15 All UK households will be required to have a shed at the bottom of their garden or yard, in which this will become the permanent residence (whilst in the country) of all persons allowed entry into the UK under Article 3 of our Immigration & Employment policy.


16 EU Subsidies will be redistributed fairly as follows: 50% to the UK, and the rest shared equally to all other EU countries apart from France and Germany.


17 The EU Parliament currently based in Brussels will be relocated to Manchester. All EU Laws will only be passed upon agreement of the UK. Any policies or laws not deemed beneficial to the UK will be vetoed immediately and the proposing nation will be added to the Axis of Evil and subject to all penalties included in Article 10.

Our Election Manifesto pt 1 ... Immigration & Employment Policies

1 All illegal immigrants must declare themselves to the authorities immediately. Upon declaration, we will do our utmost to find them jobs and housing - back in their own countries. Training in building updated banana boats will be given for crossing the English Channel back to France. Repatriation for illegals requiring travel further afield will be provided free of charge (once they have completed sufficient recompense for their earlier scrounging).

2 All French ports will be blockaded by the Royal Navy (thus creating a use for the Navy at last) and any illegals trying to cross into the UK via the Channel Tunnel or Eurostar will be declared "enemy combatants" and treated accordingly.

3 Immigration visas will only be provided for those that can support themselves and have legitimate job offers - verified by British authorities. Excellent written and verbal command of the English language is also a mandatory requirement. These posts will be non-accompanied (ie no families may be dragged along) until 5 year exemplary service to the UK has been achieved. No benefits or social services will be permitted.

4 French Authorities found aiding any illegals in attempting to cross into UK territory will be subject to immediate assassination or rendition in UK Military Prisons.

5 Travel into England from Wales will be denied to Welsh Nationals unless they have mitigating circumstances. The Severn Bridge toll charges will be raised to £1000 per person, £5000 per vehicle and £20000 per coach for travel out of Wales and will only apply to Welsh Nationals. The money from this tax will be used to reteach the Welsh the correct use of the English language and removal of Welsh language signs and literature, thus helping their economy and increasing jobs.

6 All Scottish nationals wishing to travel south of the border will be denied permission if they are in possession of bagpipes or have ginger hair. The only exception to this rule will be good looking non-ginger single nymphomaniac females. No mingers allowed.

7 All Scousers will be forced into work, or rule 1 will apply and be enforced with extreme prejudice.

8 All Chavs & Hoodies will be required to complete 12 months mandatory service at UK Military Bases, acting as live target practice for HM Forces. Trainers, shellsuits & burials will be provided. (See Articles 9 & 27 of the Domestic & Environmental Policy for Burial Procedures)

9 Job Seekers Allowance will only be given to those who have previously been in full time employment for 15 years. Anyone not meeting this requirement will be given mandatory work improving public facilities and infrastructure.

10 Anyone not in full time employment, or voluntarily working for the greater good of the country will find themselves falling foul of Article 1.

11 All Australian Nationals attempting to enter the UK will be subject to a Criminal Records Check going back to 1770 AD. This should ensure entry denied. (The Minogue Sisters are obviously exempt from this rule).

12 All US Nationals attempting to enter the UK will be forced to undergo British Military Recognition exams and will be banned from eating at fast food restaurants.

13 No French nationals will be allowed into the UK unless they arrive under Article 4 (Rendition) or are currently awaiting processing under Article 4 (Assasination).


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New Rank Structure For "Everyday People"

RMP Bloke has had a brainwave. It had to happen eventually - but I must admit it is inspired and he is a genius. (his words not mine).
Instead of all the usual name calling that we all do now and again - from now on idiot people can be classed into a single rank depending on merit.
If they prove themselves to be worthy of 'promotion' to a higher class of idiot - then RMP has devised the appropriate rank.
Consequently - herewith RMP Bloke's proposals :

PENIS - "Slightly Annoying Person"
Generally of the "Local Village Idiot" mentality.
e.g. Eamonn Holmes (Celebrity ManUre fan!)

KNOB - "Annoying Twat"
Normally reserved for the type of pratt who doesn't like being told that they are quite simply 'wrong' and that they are in fact actually just plain fucking stupid!
e.g. Nick Clegg (because he is simply wrong about everything and Trident in particular!)

DICK - "Obnoxious Cnut" NB deliberate spelling error :)
Everyone has this type of really annoying twat within their environment (unless you are a work-shy state scrounging shithead!)
They are normally found either in the realm of management, ass kissers, brown nosers & they know sweet fuck all about their chosen speciality.
e.g. Jeremy Kyle (for encouraging state scrounging tossers to have 15 mins of fame / shame)

COCK - "Uber Annoying Arrogant Asshole"
generally full of their self importance - more often than not some spoon-fed, spoilt fuckwit that just derives pleasure from annoying the crap out of you and making your life hell.
These people should be immediately introduced to Mr Baseball Bat upon promotion to this rank, or shot given the chance.
e.g. Jonathan Ross, Ricky Gervais & The Entire ManUre Squad, Staff and Fans (Quite simply Uber Annoying Arrogant Wankers !!)

Please feel free to add comments indicating real life suggestions for celebrities, politicians or people you know, and the rank that you think they deserve.

New Suggested British Military Rank Badges

Incorporating Changes to The Royal Navy compiled by RMP Bloke & Myself :)

Click on the image to increase the size.

Go Compare? Go Fuck Yourself !!!

Whichever fucking retard that unleashed the most annoying fucking advert in the world should be publicly executed - along with that fat tosser of a "singer" !

Your days are numbered pal !!

I swear to God that if that oversized opera singing wanker ever starts screaching through my letter box I'll stab him in the eyes with a fucking kitchen knife !!
Go Compare that you annoying twat !!!!

THOUGHT PROVOKING THOUGHT OF THE DAY TYPE THING...

If, as has been recently published, it is true, please explain the following.

17% of this country's population are of ethnic minority.

54% of all crime in this country is commited by "the residents of this country who are not enititled to, or have been issued with a British Passport within the last 10 years".

Does Labour have anything to say?

ManUre and An Apology

Due to a recently received Freedom of Information Request, we feel that we have to disclose the following information to The Great Unwashed Public at large.
It is with great shame and embarrassment that Artillery Bloke and myself must admit a terrible secret that we have previously been too ashamed to announce.
I'm not talking about Artillery Bloke's fetish for large sausages, but the fact that ...
Our Aqua Marine Boy is actually a fully paid up Manchester United Supporter. 

This Is What The Rest Of Us Think Of ManUre !

We are devastated at this news and have ordered him into rehab immediately. His crime is so  despicable and offensive that we would happily execute him if it was legal, but we feel you ought to know. (actually we might just do it anyway!)

We apologise unreservedly for his heinous crimes against football, sport and all things decent and offer you the following pictures to offset this disgusting admission.

http://www.antimanu.co.uk/

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Point to note -

THERE IS A TOOL AVAILABLE ON MOST, IF NOT ALL PC'S - IT'S CALLED A SPELL CHECKER!!!!!!

I am a muppet and proud!!!

Bollocks

Talking of Bollocks, mine are call Ed and Charlie....................

Godzilla !

Around 05:00 this morning, RMP Bloke was telling me about a recent episode of 'Deadliest Catch' that he'd viewed recently.
Apparently one of the boats sunk in the Bearings Sea! I enquired why it sunk and RMP bloke was unsure as to the exact cause.
I offered the probable explanation that it may have been Godzilla who fouled their fishing nets and dragged the boat down below the surface.
RMP bloke wasn't happy about this and scoffed at my suggestion because Godzilla was last filmed in the North Atlantic whilst going on maternity leave in Manhatten.
I explained that he'd obviously been enroute the North Atlantic (after taking the scenic route from the Pacific) and having seen the film (which was obviously true as the cameras happened to catch Godzilla performing a similar stunt) was adamant that this was in fact the true cause !

IMMIGRATION

I read yesterday, and yes I can read, that there are an estimated 1 million illegal immigrants residing in our towns and cities. After a bit of routing around I also discovered that this is an estimate from the Home Office i.e. that bunch of lying fools called our Government. Is it because the PM is Scottish????

The only way the Scottish could ever beat the English is by allowing other nations to invade our country, stealthily, in an attempt to turn us English into the minority then call us all losers?

Congratulations Mr Brown you have suceeded where Mel Gibson failed.

You one eyed, pink skinned..............ah sounds like a cock!!!!

Why I am called breakfast bloke............................

Because I like good traditional, ENGLISH breakfasts you twats!!!!

Discuss.

Talking Bollocks

Society has changed in the last twenty - five years. We live at a faster pace, we are more aquisitive, we are conditioned to believe that time is money; if we are not working to earn we should be working on improving ourselves or involved in social activities (networking) that enhance our marketability.
The can - do attitude of the empowered society may have got us all better jobs, bigger houses and more clogged arteries (yes folks, its not the lard but the stress) but at what cost. What pleasures have we lost in our quest for personal gain?
The one I miss most is Talking Bollocks.
I mean serious Talking Bollocks of course, not bullshitting or talking through your arse, two middlebrow activities that even corporate managers and other aspirational types in the meritocracy can do quire adequately. I don't mean hyping up your C.V. or inventing droves of lovers, talking about how much the value of your house has risen in the last five minutes, not even trying to make a case for Bush /Blair's Iran project. I mean pure, unadulterated Talking Bollocks, the highest art form known to humanity and just about the only pleasure left to those too old to be promiscuous and too young to forget what being promiscuous is about. Even before I was too old to be promiscuous I loved Talking Bollocks.
How depressing it is to sit in pubs now and have to join in conversations about the latest bunch of Big Brother saddos or X Factor no-hopers, whether mobile phones really do fry your brain (they do) or listening to friends horror stories about flying on budget airlines. What has happened to irrelevance. I yearn for those conversations that have absolutely no point whatsoever;
"how many angels can dance on the head of Tony Blair?"
"if a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody to hear it, did it happen because a butterfly farted in the Amazon rainforest?"
"Why do Aliens only ever abduct morons and fuckwits?"
"Is Jamie Lee Curtis really a man and if you think so would you shag her anyway."
"If E=mc2 and c = 1.618/1 x infinity will we all disappear in six billion years if you expend enough energy to walk over to the bar and get your round in?"

You could really get your teeth into conversations like that.
There are rules in proper Talking Bollocks of course, it is an official pub sport.
There must be a least four participants who all play as individuals. Working as a team id against the spirit of the game.
The words paradox, contrapuntal and juxtaposition are not allowed as they are used by literary critics who talk verbal diarrhoea.
All players must Talk Bollocks, Whole Bollocks and Nothing But Bollocks. No facts are permitted unless they are grossly misrepresented. In the absence of proven facts (e.g. the origins of the Universe) the received wisdom shall be deemed fact and disallowed.
All participants must argue their point with utter conviction even though they know it is utter bollocks and they know everybody else knows.
When not speaking players shall listen to other players bollocks attentively even though they know the speaker is talking bollocks and they know the speaker knows they know they are talking bollocks.
No arse kissing. Although dissing another player's argument is against the rules you should in no circumstances totally agree with what they say.

The reason I am trying to revive Talking Bollocks as an art form is that once proficient, you will no longer be susceptible to the lies of politicians and businessmen. You will understand that when Blair says it is to Britain's advantage to support some hopeless military adventure he means it is to Tony Blair's advantage and nobody else's. When Alex Ferguson says that referees are biased towards Arsenal he is complaining because the referee has (a) turned down a bung (b) refused to let Roy Keane kick lumps out of anyone who gets in his way (c) been absolutely fair. You will know that when the police say "the suspect was wearing a big jacket, carrying a copy of the Koran and had a kilo of semtex in his rucksack he was in fact wearing a light denim jacket over a t-shirt, was a fairly devout catholic and did not have a rucksack.
In the world we have made according to the Reagan / Thatcher model we have turned our backs on scepticism and a healthy disrespect for authority; we have become cynical, reasoning "if they are all at it why not me too?" The ME generation.
But are we as happy or as secure as when we could while away a few happy hours Talking Bollocks without worrying how much money it could be costing us, when we had not all bought into the dream that tells us we can all get rich by selling each other investment plans.

(credit for this extract from http://greenteeth.blog.co.uk/2005/08/20/talking_bollocks/ )

Turning Back The Clock ?

"You Can't Turn Back The Clock"
"No, you shouldn't have acted like a prick. Unfortunately, you can't turn back the clock."
Just cast your mind back (as if your brain were on the end of a fishing line) to those Saturday nights/Sunday mornings every late October. You are, in fact, compelled to turn back the clocks, and what's more it's very simple. 
Unless, of course, you possess one of those awkward little fuckers with tiny screws at the back which need completely dismantling thanks to some twat of a clock designer who lives by the creed "You can't turn back the clocks" and who has made it his mission in life to prove it.
Obviously, with the exception of the little shit-head just mentioned, the clear fact is that of course you can turn back the clock.
You can also do this by travelling to different countries where for some incomprehensible reason they choose to have their own time zones.
Correct saying: "I'm afraid you have completely fucked up and sadly you are now stuck with the consequences as the damage your actions have caused is irreversible. By the way, don't forget the clocks go back tomorrow night."


Credit: Talking Bollocks!: Totally Stupid Everyday Remarks 
by R. Professor Lingo (Author)

Jeremy Clarkson for PM !

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/jeremy_clarkson/article3127320.ece

Read Sir Clarkson's manifesto above lol
Bollocks to the the three "mainstream" parties - they are all just a bunch of power-hungry, cheating, lying scumbags!
And here is also a facebook page dedicated to the Rt Hon Clarkson's manifesto.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6930684927&v=info
Enjoy :)

The BNP

The BNP ... What a bunch of complete muppets !!!

I must admit I agree on some of the issues they raise - namely uncontrolled immigration and no-go areas in some of our towns and cities etc etc.

But - theBNP is run by a bunch of unorganised half-wits and thugs and are led by a complete imbecile (yes Mr Griffin I mean you!).

Their other policies don't add up and aren't worth the paper they are written on but - their most heinous crime is to bring scorn and derision on the English flag of St George !

Unforgiveable.

Chances of Election success? A few gains maybe - but generally a danger to themselves and the British public!

ROYAL MARINES

And my favourite subject of conversation so far this evening is about an Ex Bootneck who has no trouble easing his bowels as long as he removes the tampon first. After much discussion he admits it was because of too much anal sex.

Discuss.

Question:

1. Why? O Why?

2. Is this the proof we need - the Royal Marines are really sailors without boats?????

The UK Political Expenses Scandal !

Very topical subject at the moment what with the UK General Election looming ...

So let me get this right ... four of our elected MPs have been charged with fraud and taken to Court by the Crown Prosecution Service.

1. MPs earn bucketloads in wages (compared to most of the population),
2. They scam their expenses claims and effectively STEAL from us - the UK public.
3. They then claim - AND GET - Legal Aid to assist them defend themselves against the charges ...
4 ... which means that ...

WE HAVE TO PAY TO DEFEND THESE THIEVES WHO STOLE FROM US IN THE FIRST PLACE! 


WTF ?!

The First Post ...

... That is to say NOT the Last Post - that is something much more meaningful than this blog!!! Welcome to the world of drivel of which I and the other one are very good at!