Green Fingers

Hmm ... I never saw that coming! Mind you, I don't think Robert Green did either!
May I say that as of now I stand behind Rob Green completely and utterly.
Steven Gerrard said the same last night.
With Gerrard and myself literally standing behind him, we can stop his errors counting against us!
We're doomed!

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Asian Gangs Grooming OUR Kids

Check out this post from notareargunner on his Blog (one of TTB's new readers).


He raises some very scary points about the grooming of young kids by Asian gangs in the UK ... a subject NotSoDumbBlonde and myself were only talking about yesterday.


As a father of an 8 year old daughter ... I would happily kill anyone who even looked at my daughter the wrong way ... so the question is why in hell aren't the authorities doing more to eliminate - literally - this problem?


Full post here

UPDATE ... Also read this news item from NotSoDumbBlonde from the Keighley News

Oh Yeah !!

'Who Ate All The Pies' (no not you AB!) have a rather delectible source of World Cup eye candy on their website from all the participating nations!


Loadsa potential Butlers there methinks !!


Click here to enjoy :)

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From us at Talking Total Bollocks shed, glad to have you aboard and look forward to your insight, wit and humour.

I hope you enjoy our posts and comments and leave the Blog totally and utterly mentally fucked up like the rest of us.

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Whining Tossers !

I'm watching the Platinum Stars vs England World Cup friendly match on Sky (God it's boring ... but it's either that or decorating!)


Apart from the fact that England look total bollocks, I'm getting annoyed as fuck about commentators and players whinging like the spoilt, overpaid, pampered pri-madonnas that they are, about boredom, and missing their families to represent their country etc etc etc


Oh and then there's the article today about the Ginger Ninja Paul Scholes, who apparantly wasn't given enough time to decide if representing England was worth it!


For fucks sake ... they get paid an absolute shockingly astrofuckingnomical wage, get treated like Gods, and are away for (hopefully) one month max in the absolute lap of luxury with virtually everything they could ever want ! (except WAGS)


Now compare these whining tossers to the lads and lasses currently representing our country in Afghanistan for six months at a time in Forward Bases, Patrol Bases or even Camp Bastion & Kandahar AB ... !

(Pics Below ... Go Fucking Compare !)

Yeah ... exactly !